1 00:00:15,750 --> 00:00:17,282 911, what's your emergency? 2 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:20,119 What's your emergency, sir? 3 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:23,455 Okay, what's the address? 4 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:25,657 Sir, sir, what address? 5 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:29,728 20 south brook road. 6 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,196 I'm sending an ambulance right now. 7 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:32,531 Tell us what happened? 8 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,116 Sir? 9 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:06,031 Ah. 10 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:11,470 How do you work? 11 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:30,089 Earthquake! 12 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,759 Reaction shot. 13 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:37,262 Farhang is going to kill me when he sees your price tag. 14 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:47,539 Look who's home. 15 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:50,109 Hey, honey. 16 00:01:50,111 --> 00:01:52,878 Hi, how are you? 17 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:55,747 Look what I got. 18 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:56,915 - You bought that? - Look what I got. 19 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,183 Hold on a sec, wait, wait. Say hello again. 20 00:01:58,185 --> 00:01:59,351 - Hello. - Say it again. 21 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:00,385 Hello, hello. 22 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:01,487 Say it one more time. 23 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:02,554 - Hey. - My mic's working. 24 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:03,956 That's a cool thing. 25 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:05,357 - Isn't it beautiful? - You got that today? 26 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:08,327 Do I just talk into the... Can I come in? 27 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:11,163 Yeah, come in, come in. 28 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:12,498 The camera's not here. 29 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:13,832 Just pretend the camera's not here. 30 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,400 - Pretend it's... okay. - Yeah, pretend it's not there. 31 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:18,437 - Yeah, you wanna see it? - Yeah 32 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:20,472 you gonna come get it? 33 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,974 You're gonna fall and you're going to break 34 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:24,143 your brand new camera that you just bought. 35 00:02:24,145 --> 00:02:25,277 No, no, no! You're gonna break it. 36 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:27,546 Don't wrestle for it! What are you doing? 37 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,517 Up in your grill. 38 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,152 Whatcha doing? 39 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:34,019 Reading. 40 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:36,522 Show us some skin. 41 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:38,857 Okay, okay, come on. 42 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:42,294 Do you have to be filming me reading? 43 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:43,629 I'm filming everything. 44 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:46,198 It's really weird having that thing in my face. 45 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:46,932 Really? 46 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:48,133 You don't like it? 47 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:49,935 You don't like having it up in your face? 48 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:51,637 Farhang, you're gonna break it. No! 49 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,238 How do you like it, huh? 50 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,307 Do I look okay? 51 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:57,042 You look great. 52 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:58,010 Mm-hm? 53 00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:58,744 Yeah. 54 00:02:58,746 --> 00:02:59,444 Yeah. 55 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:03,382 Wow, you really like this whole directorial role. 56 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:06,485 Yeah. Oh my god, yes. Yes I do. 57 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:07,686 So we have to film everything, right? 58 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:08,487 Everything. 59 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:10,389 - Mm-hm? - Mm-hm. 60 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:11,690 Hold on a sec, get a high angle. Look. 61 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,225 What do you think? 62 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,329 I think I really like this camera. 63 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:18,096 Yeah? 64 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,097 Yeah. 65 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:30,242 Could you give me a massage? 66 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:32,811 Yes, I can. 67 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:40,352 Yeah. 68 00:03:42,121 --> 00:03:46,024 Here, let me put this down. 69 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:03,709 Baby. 70 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:15,887 Baby. 71 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:16,922 Mm-hm. 72 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:19,558 You asleep? 73 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,659 Mm-hm. 74 00:04:29,502 --> 00:04:32,504 Welcome to blue balls, the movie. 75 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:36,475 A table saw, really? 76 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:37,609 But it's more efficient, right? 77 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:38,477 We don't have to use man power. 78 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:43,148 - It's not wide enough. - - Oh, to go-- yeah, okay. 79 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:45,751 Well there's a huge one there. 80 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:46,918 Jesus. 81 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,621 Look at the teeth on it. Look at the teeth. 82 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:50,889 I feel like I'm in a video game. 83 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,691 - Pew pew pew. - Okay. 84 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:53,959 It's actually not even that heavy. 85 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:56,728 I could do this. 86 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:59,398 Safety orange seems a little ironic. 87 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,367 What about this? It's like a lobotomy. 88 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:05,570 You have hold things like not an insane person. 89 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:12,577 Do you think this would work for like fingerprints? 90 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:13,645 Bleach. 91 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,447 We're going to have to clean up the body 92 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:17,683 and disinfect it and everything anyways, so like... 93 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:19,451 - Shh, baby. - What? What? 94 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:21,920 Oh, we need a caulking gun. 95 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,488 A caulking gun? 96 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:24,556 - Yes. - What for? 97 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:26,892 For the windows. I just thought... 98 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:28,293 For the windows? 99 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:30,095 Yeah, in the den and also in the... 100 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:31,196 Okay, give me the camera. 101 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:37,336 So what do we need next that isn't a caulking gun? 102 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:39,171 We need a tarp. 103 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:40,372 Some caulking. 104 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,007 Go, baby, go. 105 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:44,276 So what's the next thing we need? 106 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:46,778 Uh... 107 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:48,714 Hmm? 108 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:49,881 Oh, here. 109 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:52,484 Tarp, rags, stuff. 110 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,052 We should probably get some rags. 111 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:56,555 Rat poison, would that be enough do you think? 112 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:58,190 Are you sure we should get two? 113 00:05:58,192 --> 00:06:01,393 Unless, do you want to do all the digging? 114 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:03,128 Do you want to do all the digging? 115 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:06,531 Yeah... okay. 116 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,799 All right. 117 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:10,302 Can I just take the camera and you take the lead again? 118 00:06:10,304 --> 00:06:12,037 Yes, yes, babe. 119 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,505 You know what? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 120 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:14,706 You did good. You did really good. 121 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:18,377 We can get the caulking gun, okay? 122 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,548 Okay. 123 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:27,919 - I like the weight. - Yeah. 124 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:30,422 Have you ever even held an ax before? 125 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:33,892 I think it looks like I have, don't you? 126 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,827 It might be a little bit small maybe. 127 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:40,298 - What's the size on this? - Baby, put that down. 128 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:44,369 I'm just playing around, nobody's going to be, oh my god. 129 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:45,404 Whatever, we're getting it 130 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,078 Look who's studying. 131 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,179 - Mm-hm. - Hey, babe. 132 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:58,183 So I understand the medical books to a certain extent. 133 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:59,418 I think it's overkill. 134 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:01,853 But this print out... 135 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,688 You'd be amazed at the resources out there. 136 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:05,690 So many people think about this. 137 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:06,691 This is really fucked up. 138 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:08,226 This is like from the deep dark... 139 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:09,428 Are you calling me fucked up 140 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:10,562 because I'm doing my research? 141 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:11,663 No, but this is fucked up. 142 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,165 Pull out the teeth and smash them. 143 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:14,433 Babe, we need the information. 144 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:15,867 We can't go into this completely blind. 145 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:21,106 You can kill someone with your bare hands. 146 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,608 They make guns. 147 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:27,179 If a gun is too noisy then you can use a bat. 148 00:07:27,181 --> 00:07:28,914 - You hit them in the face. - Also, blood everywhere. 149 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:29,948 Just everywhere. 150 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,450 It's really easy. 151 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:33,452 You just, you kill them with any of the ways 152 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:35,153 that I just said and then you chop them up 153 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:37,122 and then you're done. How would you? 154 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:40,025 Okay, take the camera. Sit down. 155 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,159 I'm going to sit. 156 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,996 We'd have to knock them out first, obviously right? 157 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:49,000 Something to make them sleep and then I'd take them down to the basement 158 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:51,503 because it's quiet and there's no windows. 159 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:53,438 You tie them up down there while he's sleeping, 160 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:56,274 but then you have to wait for him to wake up first, right. 161 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:57,576 This is key. 162 00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:00,212 I'd probably throttle him somehow. 163 00:08:00,214 --> 00:08:02,113 Like take a rope or a belt because 164 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:05,417 it's quiet and it's quick and you can really, like, feel them move. 165 00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:06,985 Like you feel them move. 166 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,553 You can probably even hear them fight for the breath. 167 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:09,521 Oh, god. 168 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:10,622 Okay. 169 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,457 You can take them in the bathtub 170 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:13,992 and you'd drain them out. 171 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,328 So you'd probably start by slitting his throat 172 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:18,563 and let that bleed out a little bit. 173 00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:21,166 After you drain them out, 174 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:25,003 then you'd have to chop them up into little pieces 175 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:28,340 with a power saw. 176 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:29,174 A quick one. 177 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,141 Like a saber saw? 178 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:31,376 Yes, whatever that is. 179 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:33,211 Yeah, you have to chop them up. 180 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,579 It would go right through like butter, 181 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:36,348 like something with some serious power behind it. 182 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:38,316 The hands, you have to get rid of the fingerprints, 183 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,952 so you could either chop that up with razors 184 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:43,188 or you could blow torch it, melt it off. 185 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:46,258 I think that's the most efficient way to do it. 186 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:47,526 Oh the head, the head, the teeth, 187 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:49,461 we'd have to get a pair of pliers and rip 188 00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:51,496 the teeth out because they can identify you 189 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,797 from your dentals so you just. 190 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:56,768 You would need to wrap the pieces up individually, yeah? 191 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:57,669 Mm-hm. 192 00:08:57,671 --> 00:09:00,772 And you put them in garbage bags. 193 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:01,907 And we would leave them in the freezer, 194 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,408 because you know, we don't want it to stink. 195 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:08,880 And then, we put him in garbage bags, 196 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,783 put him in the car, take him out somewhere quiet 197 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:14,286 and secluded, bury the pieces 198 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:17,522 and he never comes back. 199 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,158 What do you think? 200 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,731 You know it could really be anybody. 201 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,768 How about those bros? Let's go kill those bros. 202 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,870 They're like that's hot, bro, 203 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,204 let's like go get some slushies. 204 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,439 Fuck some bitches. 205 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,907 If I were to kill anybody, 206 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,709 it would probably be my boss. 207 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:42,180 Or the fucking it guy that doesn't know how to say my name. 208 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,915 The guy, what did he call you? 209 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,284 - Uh, Jorge, that was it. - Yeah. 210 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,753 - Fucking Jorge. Let's kill Jorge. - Way off! 211 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,890 No, that's a little too close, love, it has to be random. 212 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:55,794 It can't be somebody that either of us knows. 213 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:56,661 Look at them. 214 00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:59,564 It's like a buffet. 215 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:02,767 It's like pick you lobster out of the tank. 216 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,235 What about that girl right there? 217 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,470 No, she looks a bit young. 218 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,606 I think it's pretty safe to rule out kids. 219 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:08,740 - Yeah. - No children. 220 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,475 I'm not a child killer. 221 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:13,545 Yeah. I mean we could go for teenagers 222 00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:14,980 because everybody hates teenagers. 223 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:16,381 There's gotta be at least one person who would 224 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,483 thank us for killing any given teenager. 225 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,885 But you never know, they could always get better. 226 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:23,622 I would rather it not be a woman. 227 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:24,522 Why not? 228 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:28,159 they're going to think it's like some weird 229 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,729 like rapey sex thing. 230 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:33,898 Just because you kill a woman doesn't mean you raped her. 231 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,501 Tell that to every other serial killer. 232 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,470 They test a woman to see if she was raped. 233 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:42,140 Yeah, but they would immediately assume that I was... 234 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,943 Why would they assume that? We're not going to get caught. 235 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,645 You have completely the wrong mentality with this. 236 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:47,846 You're talking like we're going to get caught 237 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,280 and it'll be less bad as opposed to 238 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,915 if we do it properly and never get caught at all. 239 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,684 I'm just talking in hypotheticals. 240 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:58,289 I would say no pregnant women for sure. 241 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,091 Maybe not old people. 242 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:03,128 Like old within reason. Let's say like... 243 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:08,133 I don't know... 20 to 50. 244 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:12,370 No handicaps, I think. Nobody that's handicapped. 245 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:16,474 I just want to be completely sure 246 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:20,311 that they are 100% aware of what is going on 247 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,447 and what's happening to them as it happens, you know? 248 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:24,716 Yeah. 249 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,018 Yeah, they have to know. 250 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,287 And I can't guarantee that if it's someone 251 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,488 that's mentally handicapped and 252 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,023 that's not me holding anything against 253 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:36,194 that group, it's just my not knowing. 254 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,697 It defeats the purpose of why I'm doing this, 255 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,665 why we're doing this, if we don't know. 256 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:43,902 What about physically handicapped? 257 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,670 No. Really? 258 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,739 Cripples? What's wrong with you, farhang? 259 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,974 Like, their life is bad enough. 260 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:53,344 Well, I think we need to establish some ground rules. 261 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,346 And I think we've established a few. 262 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,315 All right, so what else are your ground rules? 263 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,119 Uh, no gay guys. 264 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:01,886 What? 265 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,054 Seriously? 266 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,023 Farhang, I did not think you were like that. 267 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:09,427 No, what I'm saying is not to kill anybody 268 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,562 that's homosexual. 269 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:11,930 Why would you think that? 270 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,898 Because then it looks like a hate crime. 271 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,201 Nobody that's a minority. 272 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:19,137 Because then again, it's like a hate crime. 273 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,672 Farhang, you're a minority. 274 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:27,712 You have been homophobic, racist and sexist. 275 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:30,715 By saying that I don't want to kill gay people 276 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:32,250 minorities and women? 277 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,185 I think it should be equal murder opportunity 278 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,153 for everyone. 279 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,255 I'm giving them life opportunities. 280 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,290 Just live and flourish. 281 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:43,261 Farhang, I need your help with something. 282 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,363 I need your help. Can you come with me please? 283 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:48,433 Yes, yes, there's just a thing in the basement, 284 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,169 it's not fitting and I need assistance. 285 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:53,805 No, it can't. Come, it's gotta be now. 286 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,807 - Okay. - We're going, come on. 287 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,710 Yes, into the bathroom. 288 00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:01,246 Come here. 289 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,482 I don't think it's big enough. 290 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,917 - Seriously. - Big enough for what? 291 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,153 It's not going to fit a whole body in there. 292 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:11,689 Bathtubs are made to fit a whole body. 293 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,591 That's like the whole purpose of a bathtub. 294 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:14,492 Get in the tub? 295 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,426 Yeah, yeah. 296 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:16,561 It might be wet. 297 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,663 No, lie down. Lie down, lie down. 298 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:19,430 Lie down? 299 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:20,365 Yeah, lie down. 300 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,000 We need to see if you fit. 301 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,434 It's totally wet. 302 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:24,803 Quit your bitching. 303 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:25,804 My socks are going to be wet. 304 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,705 Lie down, like a body. 305 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:28,873 Like a dead body? 306 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:29,974 Yeah, like a dead body. 307 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,477 If he's bigger, look, okay, 308 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,179 here give me the camera. 309 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:38,349 Babe, I think we might need to buy another tub. 310 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,450 No, no, come here. 311 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,418 Get on your knees. 312 00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:42,287 Seriously? 313 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,255 Just get on your knees. 314 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,323 You want me to get down on my knees? 315 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,057 Yes. 316 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:49,627 Okay. So, check it out. 317 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,730 So we drain body part by body part. 318 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:53,464 All right? 319 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:59,938 We take the forearm and we make an incision up... 320 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:04,209 ...along like the major arteries and we drain it into the tub. 321 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:07,212 Then we grab the neck... 322 00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:15,153 Then we can drain it in this way, yeah? 323 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,388 - Yeah. - Right? 324 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:21,559 And then, here... 325 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:27,532 So put the other arm up and then we drain that arm, okay? 326 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:33,304 And then we can cut along the sides 327 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:38,243 along the major arteries, where the organs are. 328 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:41,512 Yeah. 329 00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:46,017 I have to fuck. 330 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,186 Fuck. 331 00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,033 Bend over. 332 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:38,670 Oh, these are dirty. 333 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:41,806 Where did all the squirrels go? 334 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,409 Nice camera. 335 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:47,145 Oh, thanks. How's it going, man? 336 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,146 Pretty good. 337 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,348 Is it okay if I film you? 338 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,483 Yeah, sure, are you a photographer or something? 339 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:55,186 Budding director, I think. 340 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,287 Budding director, eh? 341 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,021 What's your name? 342 00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:59,123 Oh, Gary. 343 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,658 - I'm Jen. - Jen. 344 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:01,426 Nice to meet you. 345 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,460 Jen the director. 346 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,129 Where do I fit into this movie of yours? 347 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,564 - I'm not sure yet. - Need a hero? 348 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,432 What? 349 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:08,466 Need a hero? 350 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,334 I do. 351 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,869 With me as your lead, you know, 352 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,672 I'm willing to go anywhere and do anything. 353 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:20,044 You don't have to pay me millions of dollars. 354 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,946 So less of an investment. 355 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,282 Got an open schedule. 356 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,517 Ah, you're really selling me on this, Gary. 357 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,320 If you're going to be a big star, Gary, 358 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,521 I need to get a full shot of you. 359 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,056 - Come here. - Uh, sure. 360 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:32,824 Can I stand you up? 361 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:33,992 My god, you are tall. 362 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:34,959 Look at you. 363 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:35,927 Work that camera. 364 00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:36,661 You look fantastic. 365 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,964 Pose it- oh, sorry, man. 366 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,166 Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me. 367 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,301 - Sorry. - Unbelievable. 368 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,469 Sorry, I didn't see you there. 369 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,037 Are you okay? 370 00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:46,804 Come on. Fuck. 371 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,307 Just... watch it will you? 372 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,009 If you weren't backing up. 373 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,543 She didn't mean nothing by it. 374 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,012 Buddy, look, just hands off, okay? 375 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:57,248 Hey, he was just trying to help me, man. Relax. 376 00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,151 Look, if you didn't back up and bump into me-- is that thing on? 377 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,119 Get it out of my face. 378 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,120 Okay, it's off. 379 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,121 I'm filming Gary. 380 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,156 Fine, keep filming Gary. 381 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,324 He's more interesting anyway. 382 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,025 Fucking bitch. 383 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:07,792 Excuse me? 384 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,462 I'm sorry, can I get that one more time on camera, please? 385 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:14,699 Look, I already told you, get that out of my face. 386 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,600 Back off. 387 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:21,305 What are you gonna do about it? - This is un-fucking-believable. 388 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,741 Get that shit out of my face and take off. 389 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,610 Touch my fucking camera and I will kill you. 390 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,745 - Oh, really? - You know what? This is perfect, 391 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,380 'cause my movie needs a fucking villain, 392 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,583 You're going to be a famous director or something, right? 393 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,619 Great, great. - You know what, buddy-- 394 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,054 good luck with that. Good luck with that. 395 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,655 - You'll get yours! - Yeah. 396 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,923 Keep walking! 397 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,158 Yeah, see ya, you slut. 398 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,526 Bye! 399 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,262 Fuckin'... 400 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:47,331 You... are a piece of work. 401 00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:52,336 Can you believe that guy, Gary? 402 00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,406 Can't all be winners. 403 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,674 - You know what? - Huh? 404 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:57,975 Here. 405 00:17:58,544 --> 00:17:59,610 - You sure? - Yeah. 406 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,446 Grab something warm for dinner tonight. 407 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,081 Jen, the director, right? 408 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,749 All right, well-- 409 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,751 - Gary, my star. - God bless, eh? 410 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,486 Yeah, take care, man. 411 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,993 Yes! Oh, god. 412 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,727 And thus exitus our villain. 413 00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:55,433 How the other half lives. 414 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:03,307 Shit, there's a Mrs. douchebag. 415 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,044 What kind of woman marries a guy like that? 416 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,613 Fuckin' cunt. 417 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:14,485 Hey! Farhang! 418 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,686 Hello! Farhang? 419 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,556 What? 420 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,791 Farhang, for god's sake. 421 00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,529 Hi! - Hey! 422 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,130 - Hi. - How you doin'? 423 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:26,998 Not-- 424 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 why is there meat-- - what? 425 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,302 Why is there meat in the bathtub? 426 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:34,805 You know, I figured if we're going to do the body in here, right? 427 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,807 So this way we can practice... 428 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,442 ...and, you know, work out all the logistics. 429 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,244 - Practice. Okay. - This thing is amazing. 430 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:43,581 How was your day? 431 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,949 Can you turn that off, please? 432 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,684 Yeah, sure. What's up? 433 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,052 I just got fucking yelled at 434 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,087 by this asshole in the street. 435 00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:52,823 Yeah, I was filming this really nice guy 436 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,091 and I accidentally backed into him. 437 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,627 He called me, like-- he called me a fucking cunt. 438 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,296 - What? - Yeah, I know! 439 00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,964 Don't worry. We'll just-we'll cut him up 440 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,833 with this awesome new saber saw that I just got. 441 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,502 Huh? Huh? 442 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:07,572 - I see-i see the new... - 42% off! 443 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,840 I found a knick on the box. 444 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,242 You wouldn't even believe this guy. 445 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,411 Nobody would miss him, he's just such a piece of shit. 446 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,645 You know. - Yeah? 447 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:15,813 Yeah, man, it's just like-- 448 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,415 he just wouldn't leave it alone. 449 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,017 Sounds like an asshole! 450 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:24,522 - Hey, babe. - Got the tarp... 451 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,024 ...and I also got a surprise. 452 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,960 Sweet! Sweet. 453 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,228 Shall we, uh, roll it out? 454 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,797 - Sure. - Cool, okay. 455 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,865 Document the whole process. 456 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,801 Just, like, right here? 457 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,169 Here, just roll it my way. 458 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,041 Perfect. 459 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,376 This really folds out well, eh? 460 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,510 - Yeah. - Yeah. 461 00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:48,079 Why do we need a tarp? 462 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:52,450 Well, 'cause bodies are messy, love. 463 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:55,553 Yeah, but I thought we were going to, like, minimize the spillage. 464 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,188 Yeah, but I mean, for safety's sake. 465 00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:58,756 You don't want DNA on the floor, you know, like, 466 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,625 they can find that shit even if you clean it, 467 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,660 and dead bodies shit, obviously. 468 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,262 - Ew! - So, yeah. 469 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,830 Yeah, and I don't-- yeah. 470 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:08,165 - For real? Like, actually? - Yeah. 471 00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:11,135 So what was the other thing you got? 472 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:13,838 Oh, I got... 473 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,642 ...some handcuffs so we can... 474 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,210 ...restrain the body. 475 00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:26,951 These are a little light, babe. Where'd you-- 476 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,287 - Hm? - They're a little light. 477 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,222 I got-i got them from the sex shop. 478 00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:33,924 You got them from a fucking sex shop? 479 00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:36,427 Farhang, these are designed to be able to get out of. 480 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,296 I can get out of these in like five seconds. 481 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,497 Yeah, they're in front of you, though. 482 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,766 If they were behind your back, you wouldn't... 483 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,968 ...be able to see how they work. 484 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,336 Right you are. 485 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:46,637 Let's test that theory, shall we? 486 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,172 Can I have the camera, please? 487 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:56,881 You're very right. They were in front of my body. 488 00:21:56,883 --> 00:22:01,252 So if you put them... behind. - Ooh, ah, fuck! 489 00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:03,120 Baby Jesus! - How's that work? 490 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,455 Are they tight enough? Tight? 491 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:05,856 - That's really fuckin' tight. - Yeah? 492 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,725 Down you go. Down. - Ah! 493 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,094 Jesus! 494 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,196 Baby, that actually really fuckin' hurts! 495 00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:13,731 - Yeah? - Yes. 496 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,434 - All right, better? - Ah! 497 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:18,135 - Hmm? - Fuck. 498 00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:19,837 Over you go! 499 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:22,773 Does it hurt to lie on them? 500 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,175 They're behind your back, though. - Yeah. 501 00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:25,643 - Can you get out of 'em? - No, I can't. 502 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,845 - No, you can't get out of 'em? - Please. Please. 503 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,781 What? They're not supposed to be comfortable. 504 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,717 Please, just-- please, can you just-- 505 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,051 get out of them! 506 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,319 Okay, just get out of them. 507 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:36,854 You've proved your point. They really fuckin' hurt. 508 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,422 Can you just get them off me, please? 509 00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:39,824 - Roll over. - Fuck. 510 00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:42,493 I'm going to leave you alone with my camera 511 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,061 and these handcuffs and whenever you're out of them 512 00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,529 you can come up. 513 00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,765 Turn it off when you're done, please. 514 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,265 Fuck! 515 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:27,271 Fuck. 516 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,646 Oh, my god. 517 00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:11,315 Hi, guys! 518 00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:12,650 Hey, mommy. How are you? 519 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:13,984 Good! 520 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,219 - Hey, mom. - Hi! 521 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:16,287 - How's it going? - How are you? 522 00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:18,055 I can't-i can't-- 523 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:20,991 How's it going? What's new? 524 00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:22,593 Oh, not much. 525 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:23,961 Sit with mommy. 526 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:24,695 Ugh! 527 00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:27,465 It's good to see ya! - Nice to see you, too. 528 00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:30,868 We're making a movie. - What's with this? 529 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:33,037 - It's new. - Well, why did you buy that? 530 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:34,738 There's one downstairs you could have had. 531 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:37,208 That one is new and shiny, but... 532 00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:38,843 Oh, like, the old one. 533 00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,244 Do you still have any of the tapes? 534 00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:42,480 I wonder what's down there. I wanna go-- 535 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,348 can I go through the box at some point? 536 00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:45,783 - Sure. - I wanna go through the box and see what's in there. 537 00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:48,486 Okay, why are you filming this? 538 00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:50,354 We're sort of documenting everything, actually. 539 00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:52,356 We took it-we took it to the hardware store with us, 540 00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:53,591 I take it out on walks, 541 00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:55,025 I've taken it driving. 542 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,027 - Documentary? - Yeah, exactly. 543 00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:58,596 A documentary. - Uh-huh. 544 00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:00,498 Do you-do you still have those tapes 545 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,800 that she would-she would make when she was younger? 546 00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:04,335 I've got some of 'em. Yeah. 547 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,437 Yeah? I'd love to see-- 548 00:25:06,439 --> 00:25:08,372 like, what kind of stuff did she film? 549 00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:10,040 What did she... 550 00:25:13,912 --> 00:25:15,312 What did she film? 551 00:25:19,317 --> 00:25:21,085 Stuff like what you're doing now. 552 00:25:21,087 --> 00:25:23,921 Sticking a camera in everybody's face and bugging them. 553 00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:26,090 Yeah. 554 00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:29,527 There's this one time, like, when I was a little kid. 555 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:31,495 I didn't believe that cats always landed on their feet. 556 00:25:31,497 --> 00:25:33,297 And I might have filmed this. It might be on one of the tapes. 557 00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:36,634 Where I didn't believe that cats always land on their feet, 558 00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:38,469 so I took Toto up to the top of the stairs 559 00:25:38,471 --> 00:25:41,238 and held him, like, on his back and dropped him. 560 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,908 Like, not down the stairs, like, down on the landing 561 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:46,076 to see if he would land on his feet, and I might have filmed that. 562 00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:50,314 Sarah got really mad when I did it to the other- to her cat, though. 563 00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:51,949 - I'll bet she was. - He was fine. 564 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:53,884 Nothing happened. He didn't die or anything. 565 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,719 But he did land on his feet. 566 00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:58,355 They do, they twist very quickly. 567 00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:01,825 Although you do hit-- there is a terminal velocity of cats. 568 00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:06,430 from, like, statistics of cats falling out of high rises. 569 00:26:06,432 --> 00:26:09,400 Below something, like, the sixth or the seventh floor, 570 00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:11,869 they can-they turn and they can land. 571 00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:14,705 From, like, the sixth to, like, the 15th floor, they die, 572 00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:16,874 and above that, they usually- they land on their feet, 573 00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:18,709 and if they don't, like, break all of their legs, 574 00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:19,810 they actually hit a terminal velocity, 575 00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:21,579 can figure how fast they're going 576 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:23,013 and right themselves so they can land. 577 00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:26,417 So, like, if you live in an apartment building between s- 578 00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:28,786 like, on the floor between six and 15, your cats are goners, 579 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,788 but if you're below or above, you're good. 580 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:36,527 Hi, Jen. 581 00:26:36,529 --> 00:26:39,263 Jennifer Leigh. Hi. 582 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:41,999 Say something intelligent, Jennifer. 583 00:26:54,513 --> 00:26:56,480 Okay, she most certainly has. 584 00:26:59,919 --> 00:27:02,886 Meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh! 585 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,022 Yum, yum. 586 00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:07,691 Yum! 587 00:27:12,831 --> 00:27:14,331 Hello. 588 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,900 Welcome to the future. 589 00:27:18,269 --> 00:27:20,771 Space technology... 590 00:27:20,773 --> 00:27:22,439 ...has allowed us... 591 00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:26,477 ...to voyage beyond our star. 592 00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:28,012 This is so cool. 593 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:30,514 This is amazing. 594 00:27:31,683 --> 00:27:33,817 Oh, it sucks. 595 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,953 This thing weighs like-- 596 00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:39,456 it's like two dead babies... In weight. 597 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:42,793 This camera is the coolest horrible thing. 598 00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:44,194 It's-it's huge. 599 00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,463 Yeah, it's amazing. 600 00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:48,365 What are you doin'? 601 00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:51,635 Nothing, just going through some old movies I... 602 00:27:51,637 --> 00:27:53,270 ...i made. 603 00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:56,840 I don't even remember this one. 604 00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:57,875 You made all of these? 605 00:27:57,877 --> 00:27:59,276 Most of them, yeah. 606 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:01,879 I mean some of them are just- are, like, film off- 607 00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:04,081 like, filmed movies off TV, but... 608 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,350 ...most of them are mine. 609 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:07,451 That's awesome. 610 00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:08,819 This is what I wanted to do with my life. 611 00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:10,421 I wanted to make movies. 612 00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:13,190 But we're making this one now, right? 613 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,225 So, it's okay. 614 00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:18,896 Come on, let's go for a walk, film some stuff. 615 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:21,165 I'm bringing this camera. 616 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,400 You know what? Fine. We can take it with us, 617 00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:25,636 as long as you don't forget the real camera. 618 00:28:25,638 --> 00:28:26,737 And you can play with that piece of crap 619 00:28:26,739 --> 00:28:30,140 while I continue with... Our movie. 620 00:28:30,142 --> 00:28:31,675 - Perfect. - Yep. 621 00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:33,644 I'll shoot a better movie with this. 622 00:28:33,646 --> 00:28:35,713 Those can stay there and never see the light of day again. 623 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,185 I don't-- 624 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:45,089 I just don't get why, like, this guy specifically. 625 00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:47,324 Like, why do we have to follow this guy? 626 00:28:47,326 --> 00:28:50,761 Well, for one, he called me a cunt. 627 00:28:50,763 --> 00:28:52,162 Thanks for the loyalty. 628 00:28:53,198 --> 00:28:55,265 Well yeah, but is that a reason to kill somebody? 629 00:28:55,267 --> 00:28:56,700 Like, if somebody called me an asshole, 630 00:28:56,702 --> 00:28:58,268 you would kill them? - Yes! 631 00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:00,504 Hell yes, I would. Yeah! - Are you kidding me? 632 00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:02,072 Can we just write him off as an asshole 633 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,574 and then go home? 634 00:29:03,576 --> 00:29:04,975 Tandem bike. 635 00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:07,578 You know what sucks about stakeouts? 636 00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:08,412 Hmm? 637 00:29:09,047 --> 00:29:12,583 The whole... stake out part. 638 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:14,585 It seems so much shorter in movies, 639 00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:16,019 but they're always tired, and I guess- 640 00:29:16,021 --> 00:29:17,554 It's because they cut it together. 641 00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:19,656 They only keep the interesting bits, love. 642 00:29:19,658 --> 00:29:21,725 In our movie, like, when this is all done 643 00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:24,294 and we're making up our movie and putting it together, like, 644 00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:26,130 this stuff- this isn't going to be in it. 645 00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:28,599 There's only going to be the interesting parts. 646 00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:30,334 Like, what you're-- this bullshit that you're saying right now, 647 00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:33,403 thank god, will never see the light of day. 648 00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:35,539 I don't think what I say is bullshit. 649 00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:37,141 What if he has guests? 650 00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:39,843 And we're just... Outside his house. 651 00:29:39,845 --> 00:29:42,479 They just come out like, "okay, bye. 652 00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:43,981 Thanks for having us. 653 00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:45,716 Whoa, what are these strangers doing?" 654 00:29:45,718 --> 00:29:47,050 Wait, shh. Look, look, look. 655 00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:48,819 Farhang, look, look. There he is. 656 00:29:48,821 --> 00:29:49,920 Oh, shit. 657 00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:52,222 Oh! Are they fighting? 658 00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:54,191 Doesn't he look like a complete asshole? 659 00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:56,994 Farhang, I want you to follow him. 660 00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:58,829 - What? - Follow him! 661 00:29:58,831 --> 00:30:00,330 Baby-- oh, my god. 662 00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:02,432 - Go, go, go. Drive, go, drive! - Are you kidding me? 663 00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:04,701 - Farhang, drive! Go, please! - Seriously? 664 00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:06,036 We're gonna lose him! 665 00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:07,738 It's exciting now, isn't it? 666 00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:10,007 It's way more illegal. I don't know why we're follow-- 667 00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:11,742 where are we going? - We're following him. 668 00:30:11,744 --> 00:30:13,110 We don't know where we're going. 669 00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:14,278 We're going where he's going. 670 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,847 I just wanna know more about him. 671 00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:18,715 Like, who is this person? 672 00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:22,986 Aren't you not supposed to, like, make it person? 673 00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:24,555 Like, the less you know... 674 00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:27,391 Maybe, but I'm curious. 675 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:29,960 And this guy's a piece of shit, i want to see how deep that goes. 676 00:30:35,033 --> 00:30:36,366 He's stopping! 677 00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:38,402 Uh... what should I do? What should I do? 678 00:30:38,404 --> 00:30:40,938 Just go ahead, drive ahead. Drive ahead, drive ahead. 679 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:42,472 - He's gonna see us. - No he's not. 680 00:30:42,474 --> 00:30:45,709 He's not even looking. Pull up here. 681 00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:50,881 Where is he going? 682 00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:55,118 This is not your house, mister. 683 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,321 Could be anybody's house. 684 00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:58,655 Visiting a friend. 685 00:30:58,657 --> 00:31:00,090 I don't think this guy has friends. 686 00:31:00,092 --> 00:31:03,927 Look at her. 687 00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:12,002 Yeah, farhang, he's visiting a friend. 688 00:31:12,004 --> 00:31:16,139 He fucking called me a slut, he has a fucking slut. 689 00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:18,108 We should get out of here. Like, this is not-- 690 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:21,178 Love, come on, he has a mistress. 691 00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:22,846 It couldn't get any better. 692 00:31:22,848 --> 00:31:25,282 That's not any of our business. We could, like-- 693 00:31:25,284 --> 00:31:26,884 I don't give a fuck about this guy. 694 00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:28,986 I don't care what he does. We should get out of here. 695 00:31:28,988 --> 00:31:30,320 He's going to fucking look at us. 696 00:31:30,322 --> 00:31:33,423 Okay, okay, all right, go. Let's go. 697 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:37,427 Bye, bye, asshole! We'll be back. 698 00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:42,432 Oh, god, he's perfect! He's perfect! 699 00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:45,335 So, I think we've got everything that we need, right? 700 00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:46,637 We know where he lives, 701 00:31:46,639 --> 00:31:48,138 and we know what his routine is, 702 00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:51,074 and-and, oh, if he goes missing, 703 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:52,809 there's-there's motive. 704 00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:57,080 Oh god, this could not get any better! 705 00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:58,448 I'm so glad, 706 00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:01,318 mcdouche turned out to be what I thought he was. 707 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,552 I just-i don't know. 708 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:05,689 He's perfect. 709 00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:07,457 Jen, you're making this so personal. 710 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,259 - No, I'm not. - You said... 711 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,862 ...that it should not be personal because that's traceable 712 00:32:11,864 --> 00:32:13,263 and now you're making it personal. 713 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:16,967 I'm pointing out what an obvious piece of shit he is. 714 00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:19,069 I'm not debating whether or not he's an asshole. 715 00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:20,404 You're just making it personal 716 00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:22,439 by observing his asshole behavior 717 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:24,007 and having an opinion about it. 718 00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:27,210 You know what? Fine, fine. 719 00:32:27,212 --> 00:32:28,946 If we kill somebody else, it's fuckin' on you. 720 00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:30,280 It's on you. 721 00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:43,393 Farhang, wake up. 722 00:32:44,095 --> 00:32:45,562 Farhang, wake up. 723 00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:48,465 Hello, wake up! 724 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:49,766 What's wrong? You okay? 725 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:51,101 - Good. You're awake. - Ow. 726 00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:53,637 - Are you listening? - Are you filming right now? 727 00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:54,771 Yes, I'm filming. 728 00:32:54,773 --> 00:32:56,873 When is this gonna happen? 729 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:58,475 Soon, baby, soon. 730 00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,744 - Keep your eyes open. Look at me. - Okay, okay, okay. 731 00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:02,879 - Are you serious about this? - Yes, I'm serious about this. 732 00:33:02,881 --> 00:33:04,281 - Do you promise? - Yes, I am. 733 00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:05,916 It's just not the time to talk right now. 734 00:33:05,918 --> 00:33:08,752 No, now is exactly the time. Okay? No we're... 735 00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:10,587 Get out of bed. I gotta show you something. 736 00:33:10,589 --> 00:33:12,289 Get out, get out, get out of bed. 737 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:13,523 Go! Get out of bed! 738 00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:15,258 You think I'm joking?! Go! 739 00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:17,127 Get out of bed! Go! 740 00:33:18,296 --> 00:33:20,230 So, what're we- what are we doing? 741 00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:21,531 Where are we going? 742 00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:23,000 Shh. Keep your voice down. 743 00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:24,768 We're here. 744 00:33:25,803 --> 00:33:28,138 I know you live around here somewhere. 745 00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:29,473 I know he's around here. 746 00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:30,640 Can we just do this tomorrow? 747 00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:32,476 Which house is your house? 748 00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:34,978 Come on, come on. - I don't know what I'm coming on to. 749 00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:37,014 What're we doing? 750 00:33:37,016 --> 00:33:38,515 Can you tell me what's going on? 751 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,183 No, you'll know him when you see him. 752 00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:41,385 You'll see. 753 00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:44,121 Babe, I think I saw him. I think he's down there. 754 00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:46,156 I found you. Come on, buddy. 755 00:33:46,158 --> 00:33:48,325 I know he's back here. - Okay, baby, baby-- 756 00:33:48,327 --> 00:33:49,760 Shh. Shh. Come on. 757 00:33:49,762 --> 00:33:50,994 We're gonna get caught. 758 00:33:50,996 --> 00:33:52,729 We're not gonna get caught. 759 00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:54,197 Shh, shh, shh. 760 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:56,033 I know he's back here somewhere. 761 00:33:56,035 --> 00:33:58,568 Go on, go on. 762 00:33:58,570 --> 00:33:59,736 Shh. 763 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:02,906 It's just a motion sensor. Calm down. 764 00:34:02,908 --> 00:34:06,009 He's around here. 765 00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:07,577 I saw him, I saw him, i saw him, I see him, 766 00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:11,081 farhang, take the camera. Take it, take it, take it. 767 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:12,649 Come here, kitty. 768 00:34:14,819 --> 00:34:16,353 Come here. 769 00:34:17,622 --> 00:34:19,689 Baby. 770 00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:20,690 Got you. 771 00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:26,363 Okay, what the fuck? 772 00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:28,932 Have you seen my friend? 773 00:34:28,934 --> 00:34:30,467 Hello, buddy. 774 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,237 Okay, what the fuck? 775 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,939 Okay, okay, baby, we gotta- 776 00:34:36,874 --> 00:34:38,275 okay, okay, let's go. 777 00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:40,343 Can you put him back please? 778 00:34:40,345 --> 00:34:42,612 What the fuck? - Come on, baby. 779 00:34:43,514 --> 00:34:45,215 Isn't he sweet? 780 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:48,285 You are just the cutest. 781 00:34:49,854 --> 00:34:52,289 Come on. - Baby, okay... 782 00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:55,358 I think we should-i think we should take the cat back, baby. 783 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,394 No, the cat's not coming back. 784 00:34:57,396 --> 00:34:59,129 Kitty's gonna go for a little swim. 785 00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:02,833 Um... what's that supposed to mean? 786 00:35:05,069 --> 00:35:07,204 Could you do me a favor and fill up the sink, please? 787 00:35:08,339 --> 00:35:10,173 Baby... can... 788 00:35:11,008 --> 00:35:12,943 Can we please take the cat back now? 789 00:35:12,945 --> 00:35:14,311 I don't want to be a catnapper. 790 00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:16,246 He's just a cat. 791 00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:17,380 You're just a cat. 792 00:35:17,382 --> 00:35:18,982 Yeah, someone else's cat. 793 00:35:18,984 --> 00:35:22,018 They're going to be concerned when they notice that their cat is gone. 794 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:23,553 Farhang, it's just a fucking cat. 795 00:35:23,555 --> 00:35:24,788 If you can't do this with a cat, 796 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,456 how are you gonna do it with a person? 797 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:29,426 Could you please do me a favor and fill up the sink? 798 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:33,830 Yes, we're gonna-- do you like water? 799 00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:35,799 Oh my god, fuck. 800 00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:37,767 We'll name you Davy Jones. 801 00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:44,074 Oh, look how sweet he is. 802 00:35:44,076 --> 00:35:45,342 Baby. 803 00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:46,743 - Ooh. - Baby. 804 00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:49,513 Listen, you've proved your point, okay? 805 00:35:49,515 --> 00:35:51,248 Just... just... 806 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,383 Relax, farhang, it's not even a big deal. 807 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:55,452 It's not even a big deal. 808 00:35:57,156 --> 00:35:58,555 Bye-bye. - Baby. 809 00:35:58,557 --> 00:36:00,157 The kitty is saying goodbye. 810 00:36:00,159 --> 00:36:02,125 Look, look, he likes it. He's looking right at it. 811 00:36:02,127 --> 00:36:05,762 Jen, Jen, please, Jen. 812 00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:07,097 Babe, could you do me a favor and get me a bag? 813 00:36:07,099 --> 00:36:09,633 Please? Like a garbage bag? Something plastic. 814 00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:11,067 Are you... 815 00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:13,470 Are you serious? Can we-- 816 00:36:13,472 --> 00:36:15,639 yes, I'm serious. Can you please just go get a bag? 817 00:36:15,641 --> 00:36:17,174 My arms are full right now. 818 00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:18,341 Baby... 819 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,477 My arms are full with Davy Jones. 820 00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:23,246 Jen. Jen, please. 821 00:36:23,248 --> 00:36:24,481 Jen, can we please just-- 822 00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:27,217 farhang, could you go fucking do it, please? 823 00:36:37,428 --> 00:36:39,162 Okay... 824 00:36:39,164 --> 00:36:39,896 Okay. 825 00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:42,098 You've proved your point. Okay? 826 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,366 Can we just-- 827 00:36:47,439 --> 00:36:49,272 Jen! Jen! Jen, what the f-- 828 00:36:50,776 --> 00:36:52,709 - Shit! - Jen! 829 00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:54,611 What are you fucking doing with the fucking sink?! 830 00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:55,912 Get the cat out! 831 00:36:55,914 --> 00:36:58,381 Stop! Stop! 832 00:36:58,383 --> 00:36:59,916 Stop right-- 833 00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:00,951 stop! 834 00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:02,185 Stop! Stop, baby! 835 00:37:02,187 --> 00:37:06,156 Shut up, farhang. Shut up or I'm gonna fucking make you do this! 836 00:37:06,158 --> 00:37:07,824 - Stop, please. - Do you wanna fucking do this? 837 00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:09,159 Can you, please-- how can-- 838 00:37:09,161 --> 00:37:10,860 - shh, shh, shh. - Stop! 839 00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:12,963 - Shh. - Baby... 840 00:37:12,965 --> 00:37:14,130 Baby... 841 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:16,700 Baby... 842 00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:17,867 Oh, my fucking god. 843 00:37:20,037 --> 00:37:21,538 Holy fuck. 844 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,274 Holy fuck, Jen! 845 00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:27,110 Fucking cat tore me to shit. 846 00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:28,612 Fuck me. Ow. 847 00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:31,081 He wanted to go swimming! 848 00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,482 Oh, my god. 849 00:37:34,885 --> 00:37:37,287 Oh, baby, was that hard? 850 00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,726 Don't be such a baby. It's going to be a lot easier with a person. 851 00:37:42,728 --> 00:37:44,060 Don't worry. 852 00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:45,729 Can you do me a big favor and clean this up? 853 00:37:45,731 --> 00:37:48,231 I'm really tired and I want to go to bed, okay? 854 00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:49,499 Just put him in a dry garbage bag, 855 00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:50,533 and we can drop him off-- 856 00:37:50,535 --> 00:37:51,835 put him in the freezer and we can drop it off 857 00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:54,137 at a park tomorrow, or something. 858 00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:55,405 Okay? 859 00:38:00,312 --> 00:38:01,678 Morning. 860 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,946 Mornin'! 861 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:05,148 How's it goin'? 862 00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:07,550 - It's going well. - Ooh, you're looking good today. 863 00:38:07,552 --> 00:38:09,319 Yeah, I have like a... 864 00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:11,121 ...like a year-end review kind of thing. 865 00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:13,423 Oh babe, you're gonna kill it. You look fantastic. 866 00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:15,558 I like the tie combo. - Thank you. 867 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,594 Are you not goin' into work today? 868 00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:19,729 Oh, I'm-I'm playing hooky. 869 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,668 Are-are you okay? 870 00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:28,705 You seem a little bit... Upset about last night. 871 00:38:28,707 --> 00:38:30,273 - No, no. - You sure? 872 00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:31,808 No, it's fine. 873 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,043 It's fine. 874 00:38:33,045 --> 00:38:34,477 I should probably get goin'. 875 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:36,112 Yeah. Come here. Gimme a kiss! 876 00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,514 You'll be great. You'll be great today. 877 00:38:37,516 --> 00:38:38,848 I believe in you. 878 00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:45,789 And I have a busy day, too. 879 00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:47,190 Shh. 880 00:38:50,761 --> 00:38:58,234 He should be... Somewhere around... here. 881 00:38:58,236 --> 00:38:59,769 Ah, there he is. 882 00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:03,473 Hey, Gary. 883 00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:05,975 - Oh, hey! - What's goin' on? 884 00:39:05,977 --> 00:39:08,044 Not a whole lot. You, uh-- 885 00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,279 you remembered me! 886 00:39:09,281 --> 00:39:10,814 Of course, I remember you. 887 00:39:10,816 --> 00:39:14,117 It's uh... Jen the director lady, right? 888 00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:16,119 - Yeah, sure is. - How's your movie comin'? 889 00:39:16,121 --> 00:39:17,654 The big picture. 890 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:19,122 It's really comin' along. 891 00:39:19,124 --> 00:39:21,991 You know what, actually, i think it's almost done. 892 00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:24,327 So, I had this idea... 893 00:39:24,329 --> 00:39:27,364 ...and feel free to say no if you want, 894 00:39:27,366 --> 00:39:29,366 but I was wondering if you would 895 00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:32,102 grace us with your presence for dinner tonight. 896 00:39:32,104 --> 00:39:34,003 - Uh. - At my house. 897 00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:35,538 - Yeah, sure, sure. - Yeah? 898 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:38,842 - Yeah! - Oh, great! I'm so excited! 899 00:39:38,844 --> 00:39:41,077 I'm really glad. Does tonight work for you? 900 00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:42,846 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 901 00:39:42,848 --> 00:39:45,048 I'm parked around the corner. Let's go. 902 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:46,783 - Right now? - Yeah, right now. 903 00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:48,885 I gotta get my things together... 904 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,987 - Of course, of course. - ...And tidy up the place. 905 00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:53,056 Lock the door before we leave. 906 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:56,326 Yeah, yeah, you don't wanna get your stuff jacked. 907 00:39:56,328 --> 00:39:58,094 You don't mind if I film you while we go? 908 00:39:58,096 --> 00:40:00,463 No, sure. That's-that's fine. 909 00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:02,198 You're my muse, Gary. 910 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,468 Thank you, thank you. 911 00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:06,870 This one right here? 912 00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:08,037 Just throw your stuff anywhere, 913 00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:09,806 wherever you're comfortable. 914 00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:11,307 Okay. 915 00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:14,677 Look at you. The camera loves you. 916 00:40:14,679 --> 00:40:16,346 Hey, do you wanna- do you wanna try? 917 00:40:16,348 --> 00:40:19,215 - Uh, yeah, sure. - Take it, take it. 918 00:40:19,217 --> 00:40:21,251 Go for it. Give her a shot. 919 00:40:21,253 --> 00:40:22,919 Just play with it. - Okay. 920 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,387 That's how I figured it out. 921 00:40:24,389 --> 00:40:26,756 This makes it longer and shorter. 922 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:28,324 That's zooming in and zooming out. 923 00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:31,127 Look, you're a natural. 924 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,564 Long and short. 925 00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:36,065 Our starlet. 926 00:40:36,901 --> 00:40:38,301 What do you like to eat, Gary? 927 00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:39,736 Um... 928 00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:41,538 I-i dunno, uh... 929 00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:45,074 I'm sure anything- anything you wanna make is gonna be great. 930 00:40:45,076 --> 00:40:49,479 - And what about dessert? - Uh, oh, boy... dessert? 931 00:40:49,481 --> 00:40:50,680 Yeah! 932 00:40:51,415 --> 00:40:53,316 I dunno. What do-what do you like? 933 00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:55,652 I make- i make pretty good apple pie, 934 00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:58,154 if we're going, like, American classic. 935 00:40:58,156 --> 00:41:00,223 Or, um... - American classic. That sounds good. 936 00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:02,492 All right, let's do it. We'll do apple pie. Good to go? 937 00:41:02,494 --> 00:41:04,027 - Yeah, good to go. - All right. Don't forget your seatbelt. 938 00:41:04,029 --> 00:41:05,795 We don't want you dyin' on the way there. 939 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:06,563 Yeah, sure. 940 00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:10,934 Make yourself at home, please. Drop your coat anywhere. 941 00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:13,002 - Yeah, sure. - Bannister, couch. 942 00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:14,504 - Bannister, okay. - Tell you what, Gary. 943 00:41:14,506 --> 00:41:16,473 I'm just-I'm just gonna get dinner started, 944 00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:20,276 uh, so why don't we get you in a hot shower? 945 00:41:20,278 --> 00:41:22,345 I'll grab you a towel. - Are you sure? 946 00:41:22,347 --> 00:41:24,848 Yeah, yeah, no, please, please. 947 00:41:24,850 --> 00:41:26,883 Get you cleaned up and warmed up and whatnot. 948 00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:28,017 Okay. 949 00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:29,385 I'm sure I have some of my dad's clothes 950 00:41:29,387 --> 00:41:31,788 kicking around here somewhere i can grab you. 951 00:41:31,790 --> 00:41:33,957 Right up the stairs behind you. I'll grab you a towel. 952 00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:35,225 All right. Up here? 953 00:41:35,227 --> 00:41:36,559 Yeah, yeah, right up that way. 954 00:41:36,561 --> 00:41:38,728 Get a hot shower going for you while I start dinner. 955 00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,263 Okay. 956 00:41:44,301 --> 00:41:46,035 Hey! 957 00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:47,504 Hey, babe! 958 00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:48,872 How's it goin'? 959 00:41:48,874 --> 00:41:49,906 Good. How are ya? 960 00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:51,541 Welcome home, sweetie. 961 00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:54,210 Uh, you're cooking. That smells incredible. 962 00:41:54,212 --> 00:41:57,614 Yeah, I'm making us dinner and I have a little surprise. 963 00:41:57,616 --> 00:41:59,048 Hello! 964 00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:01,551 Oh, yep! Just gown here, Gary! 965 00:42:01,553 --> 00:42:02,819 Come on down! 966 00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:05,054 Hey! 967 00:42:05,056 --> 00:42:07,557 You must be farhang, right? 968 00:42:07,559 --> 00:42:09,025 - Hi. - Hey. Gary. 969 00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:10,393 - Gary. - Yeah. 970 00:42:10,395 --> 00:42:12,262 Farhang. Where's that name from? 971 00:42:12,264 --> 00:42:14,597 Uh, it's a persian name. 972 00:42:14,599 --> 00:42:16,032 Okay, yeah, yeah! 973 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,233 Me and my buddy, Kenny, 974 00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:19,369 we were at this, like, Ethiopian place the other day, 975 00:42:19,371 --> 00:42:21,004 and we bit of extra money, 976 00:42:21,006 --> 00:42:23,740 and, like, they have this, like, soggy bread, 977 00:42:23,742 --> 00:42:25,108 it's kind of weird. It's-- 978 00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:26,743 and they say, you know, like... 979 00:42:26,745 --> 00:42:28,912 ...everyone's always saying jokes about Ethiopia, 980 00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:31,014 how it's like they don't have much food. 981 00:42:31,016 --> 00:42:34,183 - Yeah, it's crazy. - But they actually have-- the servings are huge. 982 00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:35,685 It's crazy! 983 00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:37,053 I know you like it, right? - That's great. 984 00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:39,722 Uh, Jen, do you mind if we-- can we talk in the kitchen? 985 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,257 Sorry to-- - okay, yeah. 986 00:42:41,259 --> 00:42:43,226 - You can tell me about the food... - Okay, yeah. 987 00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:44,994 Sorry, he's just going to help me out with something, Gary. 988 00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:47,297 Uh, you-- why don't you sit down on the couch? 989 00:42:47,299 --> 00:42:49,265 You can turn the TV on, 990 00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:50,300 you know, make yourself comfortable. 991 00:42:50,302 --> 00:42:51,935 We'll be back in just a sec, all right? 992 00:42:51,937 --> 00:42:53,336 Yeah. 993 00:42:54,772 --> 00:42:56,172 What... 994 00:42:56,874 --> 00:42:59,208 What's going on? Who is that? 995 00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:00,710 That's Gary. 996 00:43:00,712 --> 00:43:02,612 He's gonna be our dinner guest tonight. 997 00:43:02,614 --> 00:43:04,514 And I thought, you know, he could use a hot meal 998 00:43:04,516 --> 00:43:06,649 and a hot shower, and, um... 999 00:43:06,651 --> 00:43:07,750 I just wanna... 1000 00:43:07,752 --> 00:43:09,185 Why is he here? 1001 00:43:09,187 --> 00:43:11,454 Because I'd like to move some things along 1002 00:43:11,456 --> 00:43:13,489 and get some stuff done 1003 00:43:13,491 --> 00:43:15,224 and I'm the person to do it, it seems. 1004 00:43:15,226 --> 00:43:17,327 So I'm just gonna... 1005 00:43:17,329 --> 00:43:18,728 So why don't you go in, 1006 00:43:18,730 --> 00:43:21,564 keep Gary company while I finish up dinner? 1007 00:43:21,566 --> 00:43:24,367 - Uh... what do you mean, move things along? - Go, go! 1008 00:43:24,369 --> 00:43:26,035 - We never talked about this. - It doesn't matter. 1009 00:43:26,037 --> 00:43:28,204 Just go keep Gary company. Chat with him. 1010 00:43:28,206 --> 00:43:31,407 He's really nice, actually. So go. 1011 00:43:31,409 --> 00:43:33,876 I'm gonna stay in here and get things done. 1012 00:43:33,878 --> 00:43:37,080 And I'm gonna get dinner done. Okay? 1013 00:43:38,148 --> 00:43:40,149 It'll be great. I promise. 1014 00:43:41,518 --> 00:43:43,386 Hey, where'd you get these coasters? 1015 00:43:43,388 --> 00:43:44,554 They're really cool. 1016 00:43:44,556 --> 00:43:47,156 Uh, I think my mom gave them to us. 1017 00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:50,627 They're made of, like, glass or something? 1018 00:43:50,629 --> 00:43:52,962 Oh, man. 1019 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:55,798 This pork is, like... It's just right. 1020 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:59,068 I don't know what you did about it, or with it, 1021 00:43:59,070 --> 00:44:00,637 or whatever, it's, like... 1022 00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:02,338 I dunno, it's, like, soft on the inside, 1023 00:44:02,340 --> 00:44:05,341 but, like, not gross soft, but, like, a good soft. 1024 00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:06,576 I-- mm. 1025 00:44:06,578 --> 00:44:08,478 It's a shame, though, there's, like-- 1026 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:12,315 pork is so good and only, like, i dunno, 1027 00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:14,050 some people eat it. 1028 00:44:14,052 --> 00:44:15,551 Like, theres-- you know, like, 1029 00:44:15,553 --> 00:44:17,020 some religions, or whatever, 1030 00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:18,454 are just like, "no, I don't want any." 1031 00:44:18,456 --> 00:44:21,991 I don't know why, but... I don't know. 1032 00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:24,027 It's good, it's good. Good stuff. 1033 00:44:24,029 --> 00:44:25,561 Those people are missing out. 1034 00:44:25,563 --> 00:44:27,397 Sweetie, you're not eating. 1035 00:44:27,399 --> 00:44:29,365 Is there something wrong with your pork chop? 1036 00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:33,102 Um... no, I just had a late lunch is all. 1037 00:44:33,104 --> 00:44:34,470 - Oh. - It's a shame, man. 1038 00:44:34,472 --> 00:44:36,139 It's good stuff. 1039 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:40,276 I'm just not hungry... is all. 1040 00:44:41,445 --> 00:44:42,879 You know what? You know what I think you need? 1041 00:44:42,881 --> 00:44:45,081 I know what I need is a glass of wine. 1042 00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:46,482 Gary? Wine? 1043 00:44:47,651 --> 00:44:50,653 Come on, you know-- - yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it. 1044 00:44:50,655 --> 00:44:52,155 Great, great. Farhang, wine? 1045 00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:53,723 I know you want wine. 1046 00:44:55,592 --> 00:44:57,527 - Sure. - Perfect, perfect. 1047 00:44:57,529 --> 00:44:59,295 Gary, would you do me a huge favor 1048 00:44:59,297 --> 00:45:02,732 while I grab us some libations, please? 1049 00:45:02,734 --> 00:45:05,735 Okay. For using it in the movie? 1050 00:45:05,737 --> 00:45:08,538 Yeah, yeah, I really want to see your perspective. 1051 00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:10,540 Okay, I'll give it a shot. 1052 00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:12,008 You remember where the zoom is. 1053 00:45:12,010 --> 00:45:14,077 And the focus? - I think so. I think so. 1054 00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:15,511 You'll be fine. 1055 00:45:15,513 --> 00:45:17,847 Farhang in the film. 1056 00:45:17,849 --> 00:45:19,182 Yeah? 1057 00:45:19,184 --> 00:45:21,050 Yeah, he's like a leading role. 1058 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:22,285 Leading role. 1059 00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:23,920 Uh... 1060 00:45:23,922 --> 00:45:28,224 So, like, what's your plan for how to end the movie? 1061 00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:30,560 Or I guess you can't really plan it. 1062 00:45:30,562 --> 00:45:32,128 It's like, uh... 1063 00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:34,664 When you make a documentary, it just sort of happens. 1064 00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:39,135 It's not really my movie. It's more... her thing. 1065 00:45:41,371 --> 00:45:43,806 That's for you, Gary. 1066 00:45:43,808 --> 00:45:45,208 There you go, sweetheart. 1067 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:48,444 Here, I can take the camera back from you. 1068 00:45:48,446 --> 00:45:50,179 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1069 00:45:50,181 --> 00:45:52,749 Cheers, gents. Gary, here's to your health. 1070 00:45:52,751 --> 00:45:54,751 Oh, yeah, um... I mean, I should-- 1071 00:45:54,753 --> 00:45:58,054 you guys are hosting, so I should maybe do something, 1072 00:45:58,056 --> 00:46:00,423 like maybe say a cheers or whatever, or a toast. 1073 00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:02,125 That's really sweet of you, Gary. Go ahead. 1074 00:46:02,127 --> 00:46:03,426 Yeah, um... 1075 00:46:03,428 --> 00:46:05,895 I was just thinking, like, you know, 1076 00:46:05,897 --> 00:46:10,032 it's pretty cool how, like, you know, 1077 00:46:10,034 --> 00:46:11,901 a lot of people, they don't really-- 1078 00:46:11,903 --> 00:46:14,637 you guys treated me like family, like-- 1079 00:46:14,639 --> 00:46:19,008 farhang's been really nice and that's cool. 1080 00:46:19,010 --> 00:46:20,843 Uh, and just, like, 1081 00:46:20,845 --> 00:46:22,979 you know, most people don't treat you like family. 1082 00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:25,047 Me and Kenny we're always saying how, like, at the shelter 1083 00:46:25,049 --> 00:46:26,949 they just kind of move you through and check a box, 1084 00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:28,518 and they're just like, "yeah, okay." 1085 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:31,854 So yeah, thanks. Thanks to you guys. 1086 00:46:31,856 --> 00:46:33,990 Thanks... uh, cheers. 1087 00:46:33,992 --> 00:46:36,926 - Cheers, Gary. - Awesome. 1088 00:46:39,897 --> 00:46:41,531 How's that wine treatin' ya? 1089 00:46:42,499 --> 00:46:44,500 - It's good, yeah. - Great! 1090 00:46:44,502 --> 00:46:46,068 Good wine. Really good wine. 1091 00:46:46,070 --> 00:46:47,670 Well, there's a whole other bottle 1092 00:46:47,672 --> 00:46:49,505 where that came from. - Nice. 1093 00:46:49,507 --> 00:46:51,674 Please, drink your fill. 1094 00:46:51,676 --> 00:46:55,011 Farhang, it's rude not to drink at a toast, sweetie. 1095 00:47:00,117 --> 00:47:02,218 You know why people cheers? 1096 00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:03,319 It's actually a show of faith 1097 00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:06,088 that when you clink your glasses together 1098 00:47:06,090 --> 00:47:08,424 you get some of your wine into their cup, 1099 00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:09,792 and they get some of theirs into yours, 1100 00:47:09,794 --> 00:47:12,528 as a show of faith that you're not actually poisoning them. 1101 00:47:12,530 --> 00:47:13,696 - Oh. - Isn't that cool? 1102 00:47:13,698 --> 00:47:15,198 That's where cheersing comes from. - Cool. 1103 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,632 - Yeah. - Cool. 1104 00:47:18,102 --> 00:47:20,469 So drink up, farhang. We did our show of faith. 1105 00:47:20,471 --> 00:47:23,306 Yeah, it's not like she poisoned your wine. It's... 1106 00:47:23,308 --> 00:47:25,107 That is really good. 1107 00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:27,944 You're not going to have any? I mean, like, she... 1108 00:47:27,946 --> 00:47:28,978 Farhang, drink up. 1109 00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:30,379 I don't mean, like, i don't know-- 1110 00:47:30,381 --> 00:47:32,048 this is your meal, so it's... 1111 00:47:32,050 --> 00:47:34,016 Uh... 1112 00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:35,718 Listen, it's getting kind of late. 1113 00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:36,919 Um... 1114 00:47:37,588 --> 00:47:39,021 You must be getting tired. 1115 00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:42,592 How about-- i can take you over to a hotel. 1116 00:47:42,594 --> 00:47:45,895 I can get you a room. I can drive you over. - Yeah. Yeah, no. 1117 00:47:45,897 --> 00:47:49,031 - A place to stay overnight. - Farhang. Farhang! 1118 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:51,000 Sure, yeah. I mean... Don't worry about it. 1119 00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:53,569 I know that it's, like, 1120 00:47:53,571 --> 00:47:54,904 a lot of stuff to deal with. 1121 00:47:54,906 --> 00:47:57,673 Gary, please don't. He didn't mean it. 1122 00:47:57,675 --> 00:47:58,941 I wake up early for work, 1123 00:47:58,943 --> 00:48:00,443 and I don't want you to have to wake up early. 1124 00:48:00,445 --> 00:48:02,044 You guys have already done a lot. 1125 00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,713 Please, Gary. Please sit down. 1126 00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:06,415 Farhang! That is incredibly-- 1127 00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:08,351 please, please, please. 1128 00:48:08,353 --> 00:48:09,685 You can't leave without having dessert. 1129 00:48:09,687 --> 00:48:11,954 I made-i made pie. - Uh... 1130 00:48:11,956 --> 00:48:13,823 Gary, sit, please. 1131 00:48:13,825 --> 00:48:16,025 - I mean... - Please, at least stay for dessert. 1132 00:48:16,027 --> 00:48:18,895 Okay? Please? - Uh... yeah, yeah. 1133 00:48:18,897 --> 00:48:20,196 I'm sorry. Farhang, he didn't mean it. 1134 00:48:20,198 --> 00:48:22,832 He's just cranky after a long day at work. 1135 00:48:22,834 --> 00:48:26,035 Sweetie, will you help me with dessert please? 1136 00:48:26,037 --> 00:48:27,236 Now. 1137 00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:35,611 What the fuck was that? What is he doing in our house? 1138 00:48:35,613 --> 00:48:37,780 Just tell me what he's doing in our house please. 1139 00:48:37,782 --> 00:48:40,516 Farhang, is it so unreasonable that a guy can get some charity 1140 00:48:40,518 --> 00:48:42,251 and a warm meal and a hot shower? 1141 00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:43,719 Yes, it is. That's bullshit. 1142 00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:45,421 Tell me what he's doing here. 1143 00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:47,857 Farhang, this is happening sooner or later. 1144 00:48:47,859 --> 00:48:49,292 I'm just getting the ball rolling. - I'm not ready for it. 1145 00:48:49,294 --> 00:48:50,826 You can't just spring this on me. 1146 00:48:50,828 --> 00:48:53,896 Jen, you can't just bring someone home 1147 00:48:53,898 --> 00:48:56,399 and poison them and leave them in our house. 1148 00:48:56,401 --> 00:48:59,468 Farhang, I didn't poison him. I didn't poison him. 1149 00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:01,971 Well, I can't do this. I can't do this today. 1150 00:49:01,973 --> 00:49:04,840 Fine, fine, you're right. I didn't tell you, so what? 1151 00:49:06,243 --> 00:49:08,244 Screw it. Let's just... 1152 00:49:08,246 --> 00:49:09,912 ...have some dessert... 1153 00:49:09,914 --> 00:49:12,348 ...and then we'll send Gary on his way. 1154 00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:13,616 Did you poison the wine? 1155 00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:15,818 No I did not poison the wine. 1156 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:20,489 I didn't poison the wine. I promise. 1157 00:49:20,491 --> 00:49:23,059 You had the wine, i had the wine. 1158 00:49:23,061 --> 00:49:24,794 I didn't poison the wine. 1159 00:49:24,796 --> 00:49:26,929 Could you grab the pie for me, please? 1160 00:49:33,770 --> 00:49:37,073 we'll just have some dessert and we'll send Gary on his way. 1161 00:49:37,075 --> 00:49:38,941 If you still want to really get him a hotel room, 1162 00:49:38,943 --> 00:49:40,309 you can get him a hotel room. Okay? 1163 00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:41,444 Give me the pie. 1164 00:49:41,446 --> 00:49:42,945 Promise me you didn't poison the wine. 1165 00:49:42,947 --> 00:49:44,113 I promise you i didn't poison the wine. 1166 00:49:44,115 --> 00:49:45,581 Give me the pie. - Did you poison the pie? 1167 00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:47,149 I didn't. 1168 00:49:48,251 --> 00:49:50,653 Honey, I will eat the entire pie right in front of you 1169 00:49:50,655 --> 00:49:54,590 if that's what you want. The pie is perfectly fine. 1170 00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:55,725 Okay? - Okay. 1171 00:49:55,727 --> 00:49:57,226 Now give me the pie. 1172 00:49:58,362 --> 00:50:00,496 Go... go apologize to Gary. 1173 00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:01,630 Okay. 1174 00:50:01,632 --> 00:50:03,332 So rude. 1175 00:50:06,704 --> 00:50:08,270 What the fuck did you do? 1176 00:50:08,272 --> 00:50:10,272 What the fuck did you do? - Oh, Gary! 1177 00:50:10,274 --> 00:50:13,009 What the fuck did you just fucking promise me? 1178 00:50:13,011 --> 00:50:14,477 One too many glasses of wine, Gary? 1179 00:50:14,479 --> 00:50:18,381 Want some pie? Want some dessert, Gary? 1180 00:50:18,383 --> 00:50:19,882 I told you-- - you just lied to me. 1181 00:50:19,884 --> 00:50:21,484 Baby, I told you i didn't poison him. 1182 00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:22,752 He's not poisoned. 1183 00:50:22,754 --> 00:50:24,820 Well, what the fuck is he doing? He's fucking dead. 1184 00:50:24,822 --> 00:50:26,455 No, he's not. Look, he's breathing. 1185 00:50:26,457 --> 00:50:27,957 He's perfectly alive and well. 1186 00:50:27,959 --> 00:50:29,525 He's asleep. 1187 00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:32,595 Aren't you, Gary? He's just a little sleepy. 1188 00:50:32,597 --> 00:50:34,063 He's a sleepy Gary. 1189 00:50:34,065 --> 00:50:35,131 I can't do this. 1190 00:50:35,133 --> 00:50:36,499 I can't do this. - He looks so peaceful. 1191 00:50:36,501 --> 00:50:38,868 Farhang, it's fine, it's fine. 1192 00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:41,137 We are so prepared for this! 1193 00:50:41,139 --> 00:50:43,806 Why did you bring a fucking stranger into our house and poison him? 1194 00:50:43,808 --> 00:50:46,876 - I didn't poison him. - - What the fuck is wrong with you? 1195 00:50:46,878 --> 00:50:48,077 I knocked him out. 1196 00:50:48,079 --> 00:50:49,645 There's a huge difference. 1197 00:50:49,647 --> 00:50:51,347 I wouldn't poison some random person. 1198 00:50:51,349 --> 00:50:52,581 I can't do this. I can't fucking do this. 1199 00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:54,450 - Farhang, yes, you can. - This is so fucked. 1200 00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:56,218 I can't fucking do this, baby. I can't. 1201 00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:57,787 - We have been preparing... - I can't, can't, I can't. 1202 00:50:57,789 --> 00:50:59,555 Shut up. Shut the fuck up. 1203 00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:01,023 Farhang, shut the fuck up. 1204 00:51:01,025 --> 00:51:03,526 We have been-- we have been-- 1205 00:51:03,528 --> 00:51:04,760 shut the fuck up! 1206 00:51:04,762 --> 00:51:05,961 We have been preparing for this for months. 1207 00:51:05,963 --> 00:51:08,431 You are not taking this away from me. Okay? 1208 00:51:08,433 --> 00:51:10,866 No, sit. Get over here. Get over here. 1209 00:51:10,868 --> 00:51:12,568 - I'm not fucking doing this. - Farhang! 1210 00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:13,836 Farhang, then what are you gonna do? 1211 00:51:13,838 --> 00:51:15,871 You just going to leave this guy in our house? 1212 00:51:15,873 --> 00:51:17,473 I'm not fucking doing this. I'm getting out of this fucking house. 1213 00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:19,909 All right, you're gonna leave this guy in our house 1214 00:51:19,911 --> 00:51:22,211 to wake up or call the cops. 1215 00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:23,546 Farhang, get the fuck over there. 1216 00:51:23,548 --> 00:51:25,848 You're fucking ruining my fucking life. I can't fucking do this! 1217 00:51:25,850 --> 00:51:27,383 - Get over there, and pick him up... - I'm not fucking touching him. 1218 00:51:27,385 --> 00:51:28,784 - ...and put him in the fucking basement! - I'm not touching him. 1219 00:51:28,786 --> 00:51:30,553 - Put him in the goddamn basement! - Get the fuck away from me! 1220 00:51:30,555 --> 00:51:32,221 - Farhang! - You lied to me! 1221 00:51:32,223 --> 00:51:35,024 - I didn't lie to you! - You lied to me! 1222 00:51:35,026 --> 00:51:37,793 We're ready for this! Get him up! 1223 00:51:37,795 --> 00:51:39,061 Get him up! 1224 00:51:40,465 --> 00:51:42,598 For fuck's sake, you're being a fucking pussy. 1225 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,533 Crying about this. 1226 00:51:44,535 --> 00:51:46,535 Acting like this is coming out of goddamn nowhere. 1227 00:51:46,537 --> 00:51:47,837 I can't fucking do this. 1228 00:51:47,839 --> 00:51:50,339 Fuck! Get up! 1229 00:51:50,341 --> 00:51:51,574 Get the arm. 1230 00:51:51,576 --> 00:51:52,842 Okay? Get it! 1231 00:51:52,844 --> 00:51:54,977 Get it! Stop crying! 1232 00:51:59,784 --> 00:52:02,118 See, this is why I need your fucking help. 1233 00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:29,345 Oh, Gary. 1234 00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:39,622 Not my first choice... But you will do beautifully. 1235 00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:42,892 Hey babe, do you have everything? 1236 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,761 - Yeah. - Good. 1237 00:52:50,467 --> 00:52:52,535 Hey, Gary. 1238 00:52:53,336 --> 00:52:54,837 Rise and shine. 1239 00:52:56,273 --> 00:52:58,641 Wake up, wake up, wake up. 1240 00:52:58,643 --> 00:53:00,843 Wake up, Gary. 1241 00:53:00,845 --> 00:53:02,044 Wake up. 1242 00:53:05,283 --> 00:53:07,883 Oh, great. Hey, Gary. 1243 00:53:07,885 --> 00:53:09,185 What are you waiting for? 1244 00:53:09,187 --> 00:53:10,819 He has to be awake. He has to know. 1245 00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:13,622 Hi, Gary! Morning. 1246 00:53:13,624 --> 00:53:15,024 Wake up. Shh, shh, shh. 1247 00:53:15,026 --> 00:53:16,258 Hey, hey, hey, no. It's okay, it's okay. 1248 00:53:16,260 --> 00:53:17,927 Remember me? 1249 00:53:17,929 --> 00:53:19,929 Jen with the camera? 1250 00:53:19,931 --> 00:53:21,797 Miss big director lady? 1251 00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:23,532 We're making a movie, remember? 1252 00:53:23,534 --> 00:53:25,334 Shh, shh, shh. It's okay, it's okay. 1253 00:53:25,336 --> 00:53:27,836 I told you you'd be a star. 1254 00:53:27,838 --> 00:53:30,005 Remember me? With the camera? Shh! 1255 00:53:30,007 --> 00:53:31,373 Gary, Gary, Gary, shh. 1256 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,741 Listen to me. 1257 00:53:32,743 --> 00:53:35,211 Gary! Shh! 1258 00:53:35,213 --> 00:53:36,445 Gary! 1259 00:53:36,447 --> 00:53:37,646 Look at me, look at me, look at me. 1260 00:53:37,648 --> 00:53:38,814 Look at me, look at me. 1261 00:53:38,816 --> 00:53:41,016 Hi. It's okay. It's all right. 1262 00:53:41,018 --> 00:53:43,052 No, no, no! 1263 00:53:43,054 --> 00:53:46,322 It's a great thing that you're doing! 1264 00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:49,325 No, shh. Shh. 1265 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,193 Shh. 1266 00:53:51,195 --> 00:53:52,728 Farhang, can you come get the camera, please? 1267 00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:54,029 Now?! 1268 00:53:54,698 --> 00:53:57,366 Can you take the damn camera?! 1269 00:53:57,368 --> 00:53:59,535 For god's sake, take the fucking camera. 1270 00:54:01,138 --> 00:54:03,138 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1271 00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:07,042 It's okay. 1272 00:54:17,721 --> 00:54:19,588 I can't, I can't. Baby, no, I can't. 1273 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:21,390 Farhang, don't you take that fucking camera off go me. 1274 00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:22,992 After all the work we put into this, 1275 00:54:22,994 --> 00:54:24,660 you don't turn that goddamn camera off. 1276 00:54:24,662 --> 00:54:25,594 Ever. 1277 00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:26,962 Don't move that goddamn camera, 1278 00:54:26,964 --> 00:54:31,100 otherwise I've got fucking nothing. You're ruining my shot. 1279 00:54:32,570 --> 00:54:33,602 Are we ready? 1280 00:54:34,571 --> 00:54:36,939 I'm really sorry that we have to do this twice. 1281 00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:38,741 It was supposed to go right the first time. 1282 00:54:41,544 --> 00:54:43,078 Farhang, get me-- 1283 00:54:46,550 --> 00:54:48,250 Farhang, he's gonna break the chair. 1284 00:54:48,252 --> 00:54:49,685 I need help. 1285 00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:52,354 Farhang, put the camera down, i need your help! 1286 00:54:52,356 --> 00:54:53,589 Can you help me, please? 1287 00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:58,961 Shh. 1288 00:55:05,201 --> 00:55:06,568 Shh. 1289 00:55:09,874 --> 00:55:13,542 Almost there. It's's almost there. 1290 00:55:13,544 --> 00:55:15,077 He's almost there. 1291 00:55:15,712 --> 00:55:17,212 Pull. 1292 00:55:32,696 --> 00:55:34,296 Oh, my god. 1293 00:55:34,298 --> 00:55:35,864 Holy shit. 1294 00:55:41,471 --> 00:55:43,539 He bit down so hard it won't come out. 1295 00:55:45,642 --> 00:55:47,109 Babe, we did it. 1296 00:55:49,612 --> 00:55:52,181 Come here, come here. 1297 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:36,759 Okay. 1298 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,027 Now the hard part. 1299 00:56:43,266 --> 00:56:44,566 Whoa! 1300 00:56:45,535 --> 00:56:48,103 So they don't call it dead weight for nothing. 1301 00:56:48,105 --> 00:56:49,571 We've learned-- what did we learn today? 1302 00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:50,906 Can you be careful with the knife? 1303 00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:52,541 Yes, yes, yes. 1304 00:56:53,209 --> 00:56:55,277 This is a tool, not a toy. 1305 00:56:55,279 --> 00:56:58,414 Gary's a big boy. Aren't you, Gary? 1306 00:56:58,416 --> 00:57:00,516 You're doing a good job. So... 1307 00:57:00,518 --> 00:57:04,887 ...we're gonna... Bleed him out now. 1308 00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:07,289 I imagine it's like sticking a pig. 1309 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:08,957 I've never stuck a pig before. 1310 00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:11,460 But it's like prom night for murder. 1311 00:57:11,462 --> 00:57:14,463 Gary, you're taking my kill virginity. I'm stoked. 1312 00:57:14,465 --> 00:57:16,064 Are you stoked? 1313 00:57:16,066 --> 00:57:17,800 Babe, could you go down so we can... 1314 00:57:17,802 --> 00:57:19,268 ...get all of that brutal glory? 1315 00:57:19,270 --> 00:57:20,969 It's going to be so exciting. 1316 00:57:20,971 --> 00:57:22,371 You ready, Gary? 1317 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,142 Oh! 1318 00:57:28,244 --> 00:57:29,511 Yes. 1319 00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:51,667 That was awesome. 1320 00:57:52,168 --> 00:57:53,836 Holy shit. 1321 00:57:54,370 --> 00:57:56,305 You're bloody guy, Gary. 1322 00:57:56,307 --> 00:57:57,906 Babe, you wanna hand me the bleach? 1323 00:57:58,908 --> 00:58:00,108 Yeah. 1324 00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:01,343 Thanks, babe. 1325 00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:06,348 So we just gotta... 1326 00:58:06,350 --> 00:58:08,183 ...let him, you know, 1327 00:58:08,185 --> 00:58:09,518 drain for a little while 1328 00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:11,353 then we'll chop up the rest, yeah? 1329 00:58:12,789 --> 00:58:13,856 Shall we? 1330 00:58:19,662 --> 00:58:20,996 Oh, that's awesome. 1331 00:58:20,998 --> 00:58:22,097 Be careful. 1332 00:58:22,099 --> 00:58:25,467 The power between my legs! 1333 00:58:25,469 --> 00:58:27,903 This was a good buy, babe. Good buy, good job. 1334 00:58:27,905 --> 00:58:29,838 All right cool, give me the camera. Switch. 1335 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,540 - What? - Switch! 1336 00:58:31,542 --> 00:58:33,375 Farhang, switch. - No. 1337 00:58:33,377 --> 00:58:34,576 What do you mean, no? 1338 00:58:34,578 --> 00:58:37,246 I-- why don't-- you can just do it. 1339 00:58:37,248 --> 00:58:39,581 Don't be such a fucking baby. I bled him out from the neck. 1340 00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:41,483 - Yeah, you can do the rest. - Take the saber saw. 1341 00:58:41,485 --> 00:58:43,352 - Just grab it and you do it. - You practiced. 1342 00:58:43,354 --> 00:58:44,820 Don't be such a baby. - It's easy. 1343 00:58:44,822 --> 00:58:46,188 You just press the button, and it works. 1344 00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:47,923 Oh, my god. We have... 1345 00:58:47,925 --> 00:58:50,158 ...a decomposing body in our bathtub right now. 1346 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,027 You don't need practice, you can just do it. 1347 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:55,130 I did that part and now it's your turn to do yours. 1348 00:58:55,132 --> 00:58:57,199 Give me the camera. 1349 00:58:57,201 --> 00:58:59,568 Give me the camera, switch. - Okay, all right. 1350 01:00:21,050 --> 01:00:22,484 I brought you a garbage bag. 1351 01:00:26,422 --> 01:00:28,090 Are you gonna help me with this? 1352 01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:30,826 I'm filming, babe. I have my own job to do. 1353 01:00:31,995 --> 01:00:33,729 Okay, babe, good job. 1354 01:00:34,530 --> 01:00:35,897 Yep, just give it a... 1355 01:00:36,899 --> 01:00:39,201 I think red is really your color, sweetheart. 1356 01:00:41,604 --> 01:00:44,006 Geez, Gary is starting to stank. 1357 01:00:46,309 --> 01:00:47,676 Here. 1358 01:00:55,118 --> 01:00:56,485 Babe. 1359 01:00:56,487 --> 01:00:57,786 Babe, he's decomposing. 1360 01:00:57,788 --> 01:00:58,954 We gotta- we gotta get this done. 1361 01:00:58,956 --> 01:01:00,555 We have to get this done tonight. 1362 01:01:05,795 --> 01:01:07,729 Babe, all of th-all of that is not gonna fit in that tiny little-- 1363 01:01:07,731 --> 01:01:10,799 yeah, yeah, okay. 1364 01:01:10,801 --> 01:01:12,034 Okay... 1365 01:01:12,036 --> 01:01:13,935 You think you can do some, or... ? 1366 01:01:15,038 --> 01:01:17,005 Babe, I am documenting all of this. 1367 01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:20,976 It's an important job too, you know, seriously. 1368 01:01:26,416 --> 01:01:28,083 Looking good, Gary. 1369 01:01:28,085 --> 01:01:30,852 Can you not- can you not call him that? 1370 01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:32,254 Call him what? 1371 01:01:33,356 --> 01:01:35,257 What? Call him Gary? 1372 01:01:35,259 --> 01:01:38,226 It's really fucked up that you're using his name. 1373 01:01:38,228 --> 01:01:39,428 Well, he was a person. I think we should 1374 01:01:39,430 --> 01:01:41,463 pay some respect to that. - Yeah, was. 1375 01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:44,399 It's fucking starting to smell. 1376 01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:47,302 That's why we need to get him in the freezer, babe. 1377 01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:50,372 Blood fucking all over me. 1378 01:01:50,374 --> 01:01:52,040 You're doing a really good job, babe. 1379 01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:55,177 We're almost there. We're almost there. 1380 01:01:55,179 --> 01:01:57,145 Just take a minute. Take whatever time you need 1381 01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:59,214 but we need to get him in the freezer 1382 01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:01,249 before he starts to stink any more. 1383 01:02:05,955 --> 01:02:07,622 Did you hear that? 1384 01:02:07,624 --> 01:02:08,790 What the fuck was that? 1385 01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:11,093 I think it sounded like the door, babe. 1386 01:02:13,664 --> 01:02:14,763 Oh, yep, yep. That was definitely the door. 1387 01:02:14,765 --> 01:02:17,999 They know that we're home. Our fucking lights are on. 1388 01:02:19,669 --> 01:02:22,471 Okay, fine. You know what? I'll go... see who it is. 1389 01:02:22,473 --> 01:02:23,538 You've got blood on you. 1390 01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:25,574 I'll put a sweater on. 1391 01:02:25,576 --> 01:02:27,409 Here, I'll take the mic... 1392 01:02:27,411 --> 01:02:29,344 ...you take the headphones. 1393 01:02:29,346 --> 01:02:31,413 You'll be able to hear everything that's going on. 1394 01:02:31,415 --> 01:02:32,380 Okay? 1395 01:02:33,015 --> 01:02:35,217 Just stay here, stay quiet, 1396 01:02:35,219 --> 01:02:36,885 and I will be right back, okay? 1397 01:02:36,887 --> 01:02:38,286 Take the camera. 1398 01:02:41,424 --> 01:02:42,691 All right? 1399 01:02:50,934 --> 01:02:53,401 I am really sorry to bother you. 1400 01:02:53,403 --> 01:02:54,603 I am looking for my cat. 1401 01:02:54,605 --> 01:02:58,406 His name is mittens and this is the picture. 1402 01:02:58,408 --> 01:03:00,308 What an adorable kitty. 1403 01:03:00,310 --> 01:03:01,843 How long has he been missing? 1404 01:03:01,845 --> 01:03:03,745 In the night he went out 1405 01:03:03,747 --> 01:03:05,380 and he didn't come back in the morning. 1406 01:03:05,382 --> 01:03:06,815 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry to hear that. 1407 01:03:06,817 --> 01:03:08,316 You know, I had the cutest little thing 1408 01:03:08,318 --> 01:03:09,951 that looked just like that when I was a kid. 1409 01:03:09,953 --> 01:03:12,087 I was devastated when he ran away. 1410 01:03:12,089 --> 01:03:14,589 Just all day walking around, 1411 01:03:14,591 --> 01:03:17,292 and all these cars are driving so fast 1412 01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:20,128 and these dogs not on a leash around. 1413 01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:23,832 I'll ask my husband when he- when he gets back. 1414 01:03:25,102 --> 01:03:27,569 Of course. We'll keep an eye out for him. 1415 01:03:27,571 --> 01:03:29,504 I'm sure-I'm sure he'll come back eventually. 1416 01:03:29,506 --> 01:03:31,139 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1417 01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:32,774 Have a good night, sweetie. 1418 01:03:32,776 --> 01:03:33,975 Bye-bye. 1419 01:03:40,850 --> 01:03:42,717 How'd that go? 1420 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:45,487 How'd it go, how'd it go? 1421 01:03:45,489 --> 01:03:48,290 Relax, babe, some old lady just lost her cat. 1422 01:03:48,292 --> 01:03:50,659 And he was just the cutest little thing. 1423 01:03:50,661 --> 01:03:52,661 Little white mittens and little black face. 1424 01:03:52,663 --> 01:03:54,563 Did she see any blood? Did she suspect anything? 1425 01:03:54,565 --> 01:03:56,198 You have blood on your collar. 1426 01:03:56,966 --> 01:03:58,800 I wrapped up. 1427 01:03:58,802 --> 01:04:02,370 No blood on my hands. Nothing up my sleeve. 1428 01:04:02,372 --> 01:04:03,538 Babe, calm down. 1429 01:04:03,540 --> 01:04:05,674 She was just looking for her cat, okay? 1430 01:04:05,676 --> 01:04:06,842 Cat's long gone. 1431 01:04:06,844 --> 01:04:08,677 Why don't I take over from here? 1432 01:04:08,679 --> 01:04:10,478 You can hold the camera 1433 01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:13,048 and I will finish this up, okay? 1434 01:04:13,050 --> 01:04:15,083 Yeah? Okay. 1435 01:04:25,028 --> 01:04:28,864 we should probably do something about fingerprints, eh? 1436 01:04:28,866 --> 01:04:30,232 Teeth. 1437 01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:31,933 We gotta do the teeth. 1438 01:04:31,935 --> 01:04:33,168 Uh, could you go back to the freezer 1439 01:04:33,170 --> 01:04:34,903 and get the bag with his head in it... 1440 01:04:34,905 --> 01:04:36,571 ...and some pliers, please? 1441 01:04:36,573 --> 01:04:37,706 Yeah, sure. 1442 01:04:37,708 --> 01:04:38,940 Thank you. 1443 01:04:51,687 --> 01:04:53,588 Nice pearlies, Gary. 1444 01:04:58,828 --> 01:05:00,262 Ah, fuck! 1445 01:05:00,264 --> 01:05:01,663 Jesus! 1446 01:05:07,236 --> 01:05:10,805 I think there's a reason why dentists make more money than butchers. 1447 01:05:10,807 --> 01:05:12,140 Okay. 1448 01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:21,149 There we go. 1449 01:05:36,532 --> 01:05:38,066 Watch your head. 1450 01:05:39,402 --> 01:05:42,470 I guess we can tell who cleans in this house, yeah? 1451 01:05:42,472 --> 01:05:45,540 Don't use paper towel, your wasting trees! 1452 01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:47,309 It's not coming off with the sponge. 1453 01:05:47,311 --> 01:05:49,277 - Of course, it's coming off. - No, I have to absorb it. 1454 01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:50,478 Well babe, why don't we just do 1455 01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:51,646 a first pass at it 1456 01:05:51,648 --> 01:05:53,682 and we'll get down to the finer details later. 1457 01:05:53,684 --> 01:05:55,283 The sponge is just moving it, though. 1458 01:05:55,285 --> 01:05:57,118 If I use the paper towel, I'll absorb it. 1459 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,287 If you use the green side of the sponge, 1460 01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:01,856 it smears it around. If you use the yellow side of the sponge-- 1461 01:06:01,858 --> 01:06:03,425 I used both! I just did it. 1462 01:06:03,427 --> 01:06:04,626 It's like a wine stain. 1463 01:06:04,628 --> 01:06:06,761 Just sop of up the worst of it 1464 01:06:06,763 --> 01:06:10,899 and then we'll use the products to clean it up after. 1465 01:06:10,901 --> 01:06:14,302 Can you let me just do it the way that I'm doing it? 1466 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:15,737 Okay. 1467 01:06:17,473 --> 01:06:19,607 There you go! That's using your head. 1468 01:06:36,325 --> 01:06:40,228 Babe, make-make-make sure you get the outer sides too. 1469 01:06:40,230 --> 01:06:42,263 And there's a whole bunch along the outside. 1470 01:06:42,265 --> 01:06:43,531 I'm getting there, I'm starting here. 1471 01:06:43,533 --> 01:06:44,799 And there's shit all over the floor. 1472 01:06:44,801 --> 01:06:47,235 Can you shut the fuck up?! Can you shut up?! 1473 01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:55,076 Okay. 1474 01:06:56,145 --> 01:06:58,813 Well, you know, babe, if we ever needed an excuse 1475 01:06:58,815 --> 01:07:01,116 to redo the floors and the bathtub, 1476 01:07:01,118 --> 01:07:02,951 I would say this is a decent one. 1477 01:07:06,255 --> 01:07:07,756 Oh gross. 1478 01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:10,792 I think I found... 1479 01:07:10,794 --> 01:07:12,894 ...a piece of something, anyway. 1480 01:07:32,014 --> 01:07:33,882 You know, I think... 1481 01:07:33,884 --> 01:07:35,683 I think that went really well, right? 1482 01:07:35,685 --> 01:07:36,951 Don't you? 1483 01:07:39,488 --> 01:07:41,089 It's not done yet, so... 1484 01:07:41,091 --> 01:07:42,524 No, I'm feeling good. I'm good about this. 1485 01:07:42,526 --> 01:07:43,925 We're good. 1486 01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:45,660 We got it done. 1487 01:07:45,662 --> 01:07:47,362 It's not done. 1488 01:07:47,364 --> 01:07:48,563 Well, almost. It's just, like, 1489 01:07:48,565 --> 01:07:50,331 the last little bit. 1490 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:54,202 Come on, babe, we should be proud of ourselves. 1491 01:07:54,204 --> 01:07:56,004 We're not out of the woods yet. 1492 01:07:58,007 --> 01:08:00,875 No, we're going into the woods. 1493 01:08:18,794 --> 01:08:20,161 Can you help me? 1494 01:08:20,163 --> 01:08:21,396 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Put the camera down. 1495 01:08:21,398 --> 01:08:23,298 All right. Okay, okay, sorry. 1496 01:08:33,409 --> 01:08:35,243 - Okay? - Yep, yep. 1497 01:08:35,245 --> 01:08:36,444 Take it from the bottom. 1498 01:08:48,858 --> 01:08:50,225 Watch the shovel. 1499 01:08:58,134 --> 01:08:59,534 You're doing such a good job, babe. 1500 01:08:59,536 --> 01:09:01,603 Look how fucking strong you are. 1501 01:09:02,639 --> 01:09:04,105 Keep an eye out for poison Ivy, too. 1502 01:09:04,107 --> 01:09:06,241 I'm pretty sure it's bad in there. 1503 01:09:35,938 --> 01:09:37,205 Ah, fuck. 1504 01:09:49,351 --> 01:09:51,486 Oh! 1505 01:09:51,488 --> 01:09:52,887 Fuck. Ugh. 1506 01:09:52,889 --> 01:09:54,422 Close it. 1507 01:09:55,324 --> 01:09:57,592 Attract some fucking dogs or something. 1508 01:09:58,627 --> 01:09:59,894 Can you shine the light right here? 1509 01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:01,296 Yep, yep. 1510 01:10:07,703 --> 01:10:09,304 Oh, fuck. 1511 01:10:18,948 --> 01:10:20,515 Good job, babe. 1512 01:10:20,517 --> 01:10:21,816 You're doing great. 1513 01:10:23,953 --> 01:10:25,286 Fuck. 1514 01:10:28,257 --> 01:10:29,958 Oh, fuck. 1515 01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:31,226 Are you okay? 1516 01:10:31,228 --> 01:10:32,293 What's the matter? What happened? What happened? 1517 01:10:32,295 --> 01:10:34,662 What's wrong? What's wrong? 1518 01:10:34,664 --> 01:10:36,364 Nothing! Can you fucking help me? 1519 01:10:36,366 --> 01:10:37,632 Put the camera down and help me. 1520 01:10:37,634 --> 01:10:39,534 Um, babe, I'm documenting the process. 1521 01:10:39,536 --> 01:10:42,537 if you're just fucking filming the whole thing. 1522 01:10:42,539 --> 01:10:44,939 Can you just put the fucking camera down so we can dig a fucking hole? 1523 01:10:44,941 --> 01:10:46,674 This is fucking going to take all fucking night. 1524 01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:48,376 Okay, geez. Okay, no, babe. 1525 01:10:48,378 --> 01:10:49,444 But, like, just-- 1526 01:10:49,446 --> 01:10:51,346 can I get a little bit more of you digging, 1527 01:10:51,348 --> 01:10:53,381 like a little bit more of you digging? - No! No, you can't! 1528 01:10:53,383 --> 01:10:55,583 No you fucking can't! Turn off the fucking camera! 1529 01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:58,553 We need to dig this fucking hole! 1530 01:10:58,555 --> 01:11:00,355 I'm gonna fucking blow my fucking shoulder out! 1531 01:11:00,357 --> 01:11:04,092 I'm not fucking yelling. Put the fucking camera down, turn it off! 1532 01:11:04,094 --> 01:11:05,760 - Okay, okay. - Is it off? Turn it off! 1533 01:11:05,762 --> 01:11:08,963 I'm turning it off. I'm turning it off. I'm putting it down. 1534 01:11:08,965 --> 01:11:10,665 Just calm down. Relax. - Is it off? 1535 01:11:10,667 --> 01:11:13,401 Yes, it's off. It's down. Relax, okay? 1536 01:11:13,403 --> 01:11:14,702 Just let me-- i want to put it somewhere. 1537 01:11:14,704 --> 01:11:17,772 I don't want to kick it or lose it in the dark. 1538 01:11:17,774 --> 01:11:19,941 It fucking stinks, god damn it. 1539 01:11:19,943 --> 01:11:21,776 Yeah, geez, Gary. You're a smelly man. 1540 01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:23,244 Come on, I'm helping. 1541 01:11:23,246 --> 01:11:24,812 Can you grab the shovel? 1542 01:11:26,048 --> 01:11:27,315 You could at least laugh. 1543 01:11:31,754 --> 01:11:33,521 This isn't that hard. 1544 01:12:12,661 --> 01:12:14,529 All fresh and clean? 1545 01:12:15,497 --> 01:12:16,731 Huh? 1546 01:12:27,276 --> 01:12:28,643 Farhang? 1547 01:12:32,014 --> 01:12:33,381 Farhang? 1548 01:12:40,222 --> 01:12:42,323 Do you really need to be filming right now? 1549 01:12:42,325 --> 01:12:44,892 Well, yeah, there's a couple of little things to get. 1550 01:12:44,894 --> 01:12:46,227 We have to burn the clothes 1551 01:12:46,229 --> 01:12:49,163 and I'm probably going to do another run of the bathroom. 1552 01:12:49,165 --> 01:12:51,199 Probably pick up some more bleach at the store. 1553 01:12:51,201 --> 01:12:52,800 I'm too fucking tired to do that. 1554 01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:11,853 We did it. 1555 01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:41,549 Cheers, Gary. 1556 01:13:52,094 --> 01:13:53,628 Ah. 1557 01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:07,875 You like the pork, Gary? Yeah? 1558 01:14:07,877 --> 01:14:09,410 This is some great pork, you know. 1559 01:14:09,412 --> 01:14:12,213 It's squishy, but not gross squishy on the inside. 1560 01:14:12,215 --> 01:14:13,281 You know? 1561 01:14:13,283 --> 01:14:14,882 You like wine, Gary? 1562 01:14:14,884 --> 01:14:16,884 Good wine, yeah? Yeah? 1563 01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:20,588 Yeah, this is-this is the best wine I've ever had. 1564 01:14:20,590 --> 01:14:23,424 I think I'd like to make a cheers to you guys. 1565 01:14:23,426 --> 01:14:25,026 You know, you take me into your house 1566 01:14:25,028 --> 01:14:27,161 and you treat me like family. 1567 01:14:28,063 --> 01:14:29,197 You know, farhang, 1568 01:14:29,199 --> 01:14:31,899 why aren't you eating your dinner here? 1569 01:14:31,901 --> 01:14:33,434 Poor bastard. 1570 01:14:41,443 --> 01:14:42,844 Hello, babe! 1571 01:14:42,846 --> 01:14:44,846 - Hey. - How are we? 1572 01:14:45,948 --> 01:14:47,915 - Not bad. - Good. Good day? 1573 01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:49,484 I got lots done today. 1574 01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:53,254 Yeah? 1575 01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:54,689 Don't you want to hear what I did? 1576 01:14:55,791 --> 01:14:57,124 Go ahead. 1577 01:14:57,126 --> 01:15:01,295 I... did another once-over of the bathroom, 1578 01:15:01,297 --> 01:15:03,197 and it is spotless, 1579 01:15:03,199 --> 01:15:05,633 and I... 1580 01:15:05,635 --> 01:15:09,337 ...checked the basement for hair and blood traces, 1581 01:15:09,339 --> 01:15:11,639 and I burned the clothes, 1582 01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:14,942 and I made a necklace out of Gary's teeth. 1583 01:15:16,211 --> 01:15:18,045 Oh, there he is. 1584 01:15:18,047 --> 01:15:21,816 I've done more cleaning in the basement than I have since we moved in here. 1585 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,653 - Okay. - Yeah! 1586 01:15:26,855 --> 01:15:28,723 You didn't grab a beer for me? 1587 01:15:30,025 --> 01:15:31,893 I'm joking, I'm joking. - What're you doing? 1588 01:15:31,895 --> 01:15:33,895 What do you mean, what am I doing? 1589 01:15:35,831 --> 01:15:37,231 What do you mean? 1590 01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:41,235 I thought this was over. We did everything. 1591 01:15:41,237 --> 01:15:42,203 Yeah... 1592 01:15:43,205 --> 01:15:45,172 Doesn't mean we can't play with it and use it. 1593 01:15:45,174 --> 01:15:46,707 Yeah, but this is over. 1594 01:15:46,709 --> 01:15:48,376 This whole thing. 1595 01:15:48,378 --> 01:15:50,344 Babe. Hey, careful! 1596 01:15:50,346 --> 01:15:52,046 Why don't you understand that I don't want to see it right now? 1597 01:15:52,048 --> 01:15:54,982 You can't piece together why I'm uncomfortable with it? 1598 01:15:54,984 --> 01:15:57,518 I want to get the after effect. 1599 01:15:57,520 --> 01:15:59,420 Put the camera- put the camera away. 1600 01:15:59,422 --> 01:16:01,522 - Farhang. - Please put the camera away. 1601 01:16:01,524 --> 01:16:03,624 Promise me that it's over. 1602 01:16:03,626 --> 01:16:05,793 Okay, I promise. I promise. 1603 01:16:05,795 --> 01:16:07,562 And we can go back to normal. 1604 01:16:07,564 --> 01:16:09,797 Okay, we'll go back to normal. 1605 01:16:18,974 --> 01:16:23,377 There you are, you fucking little rat. 1606 01:16:23,379 --> 01:16:24,512 Come on out. 1607 01:16:45,435 --> 01:16:46,901 Really, buddy? 1608 01:16:56,946 --> 01:16:58,446 Hey! 1609 01:16:58,448 --> 01:16:59,780 Hey. 1610 01:17:00,917 --> 01:17:03,050 How's it going, babe? 1611 01:17:03,052 --> 01:17:04,318 Not bad. 1612 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:13,427 Do you need something? 1613 01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:20,501 Why the fuck do you have that? 1614 01:17:21,169 --> 01:17:22,637 What do you mean? 1615 01:17:22,639 --> 01:17:23,838 Don't give me that. 1616 01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:26,407 Why do you have the camera in your hand? 1617 01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:28,876 Were you outside with the camera right now? 1618 01:17:28,878 --> 01:17:30,544 - Yeah. - Why? 1619 01:17:30,546 --> 01:17:32,913 Why do you need the camera outside for a walk? 1620 01:17:32,915 --> 01:17:35,616 Weren't you just saying we were done with this? 1621 01:17:35,618 --> 01:17:37,752 Why are you pointing the fucking camera at me? 1622 01:17:37,754 --> 01:17:38,819 Okay, fine. 1623 01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:40,454 You just said we were done fucking filming. 1624 01:17:40,456 --> 01:17:42,189 Farhang, careful, you're gonna break it! 1625 01:17:42,191 --> 01:17:43,724 - Stop! - - You just said we were fucking done. 1626 01:17:43,726 --> 01:17:45,126 Listen to me. Okay? 1627 01:17:45,128 --> 01:17:47,928 We went through every fucking step of your disgusting plan. 1628 01:17:47,930 --> 01:17:52,800 We did every fucking thing that you asked me to. 1629 01:17:52,802 --> 01:17:54,969 And I asked you for one thing. 1630 01:17:57,039 --> 01:17:58,105 You fine? 1631 01:17:58,107 --> 01:18:01,375 You feel really proud of what you did the other day? 1632 01:18:01,377 --> 01:18:02,910 Tell me what you did. 1633 01:18:03,712 --> 01:18:06,313 What we did? What we did, farhang? 1634 01:18:06,315 --> 01:18:08,649 Yeah, what you made me do, and I fucking followed through. 1635 01:18:08,651 --> 01:18:10,451 You feel good about what you did... - I feel fine. 1636 01:18:10,453 --> 01:18:13,287 ...To that innocent fucking homeless, 1637 01:18:13,289 --> 01:18:16,057 did nothing wrong in his fucking life guy? - I didn't want to kill Gary. 1638 01:18:16,059 --> 01:18:18,059 He was not my first choice. 1639 01:18:18,061 --> 01:18:19,927 So it's my fucking fault? 1640 01:18:19,929 --> 01:18:21,462 Don't you fucking put that shit-- 1641 01:18:21,464 --> 01:18:23,230 don't you fucking put that shit on me. 1642 01:18:23,232 --> 01:18:24,865 - I wanted to-- - Don't you fucking put that shit on me. 1643 01:18:24,867 --> 01:18:27,968 Fine, I wanted to kill somebody who wasn't innocent! 1644 01:18:27,970 --> 01:18:29,670 Gary was a nice guy and I liked him, 1645 01:18:29,672 --> 01:18:30,971 - I didn't want to kill him. - - Yes, he didn't deserve to die. 1646 01:18:30,973 --> 01:18:34,175 But you fucking decided that we have to commit murder now. 1647 01:18:34,177 --> 01:18:35,776 There was an asshole out there who deserved to die 1648 01:18:35,778 --> 01:18:37,178 but you wouldn't let me. 1649 01:18:37,180 --> 01:18:39,580 No, he fucking doesn't either. 1650 01:18:39,582 --> 01:18:41,382 - Babe, please. - We're done! 1651 01:18:41,384 --> 01:18:42,516 - Please, just come here. - We're done! 1652 01:18:42,518 --> 01:18:44,518 Stop it. We're done! 1653 01:18:45,020 --> 01:18:46,687 Promise me. 1654 01:18:46,689 --> 01:18:48,189 Tell me we're done. 1655 01:18:48,191 --> 01:18:50,424 We're done, okay? God. 1656 01:18:50,426 --> 01:18:53,060 How the fuck am I supposed to have a life with you? 1657 01:18:53,062 --> 01:18:55,429 I can't fucking trust anything that you say. 1658 01:18:55,431 --> 01:18:56,597 Farhang, don't talk like that! 1659 01:18:56,599 --> 01:18:58,632 The one thing I fucking asked you for, 1660 01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:03,504 Fine, okay. The camera, it's gone, you have it. 1661 01:19:03,506 --> 01:19:06,574 It's done. Okay, it's done. 1662 01:19:06,576 --> 01:19:07,641 Promise me! 1663 01:19:07,643 --> 01:19:09,844 I promise. Just put it away. 1664 01:19:11,513 --> 01:19:13,447 Want it gone? It's gone. - Fucking... 1665 01:19:13,449 --> 01:19:16,016 Like, your words fucking mean nothing to me. 1666 01:19:25,026 --> 01:19:26,160 Hey. 1667 01:19:29,831 --> 01:19:31,031 Hey. 1668 01:19:44,246 --> 01:19:45,546 You okay? 1669 01:19:47,816 --> 01:19:49,583 I'm trying to be. 1670 01:19:50,552 --> 01:19:53,154 Sorry I got completely carried away. 1671 01:19:57,459 --> 01:20:00,094 I'll try and do better, okay? 1672 01:20:00,096 --> 01:20:01,829 I just want... 1673 01:20:03,498 --> 01:20:06,066 I just want everything to go back to normal. 1674 01:20:08,203 --> 01:20:09,937 No more filming. 1675 01:20:11,206 --> 01:20:13,774 No more cameras, no more craziness. 1676 01:20:14,609 --> 01:20:16,577 Things'll get better. Okay? I... 1677 01:20:18,980 --> 01:20:20,214 I love you. 1678 01:20:20,216 --> 01:20:21,348 I'm sorry. 1679 01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:24,819 What was that? 1680 01:20:24,821 --> 01:20:26,120 What was what? 1681 01:20:26,688 --> 01:20:27,822 What're you looking at? 1682 01:20:27,824 --> 01:20:29,623 I'm not looking at anything. 1683 01:20:29,625 --> 01:20:30,825 Come here. 1684 01:20:30,827 --> 01:20:32,960 Farhang, come here and kiss me. 1685 01:20:32,962 --> 01:20:34,028 What were you looking at? 1686 01:20:34,030 --> 01:20:35,629 Stop. Come on. Come here and take me. 1687 01:20:35,631 --> 01:20:37,231 - Jen... - Come on, come to bed. 1688 01:20:37,233 --> 01:20:39,466 Stop, stop, stop. Farhang! 1689 01:20:39,468 --> 01:20:42,102 - What do you-- - nothing, nothing, nothing! 1690 01:20:42,104 --> 01:20:44,238 Stop! Please, stop. 1691 01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:45,773 Are you filming me while you're telling me 1692 01:20:45,775 --> 01:20:48,008 that you're not fucking gonna film me anymore?! 1693 01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:49,410 Are you kidding me?! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1694 01:20:49,412 --> 01:20:50,945 Are you fucking kidding me? 1695 01:20:50,947 --> 01:20:52,346 Please, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1696 01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:55,149 You're fucking-you're fucking lying to me, right? 1697 01:20:55,151 --> 01:20:56,817 You just said that you're not filming, 1698 01:20:56,819 --> 01:20:58,118 and you said no more filming, 1699 01:20:58,120 --> 01:20:59,553 and you're fucking filming me right now? 1700 01:20:59,555 --> 01:21:00,888 I wanted to film something fun. 1701 01:21:00,890 --> 01:21:03,390 I just wanted to film something fun. Come here. 1702 01:21:03,392 --> 01:21:05,025 What did you want to film, huh? 1703 01:21:05,027 --> 01:21:06,560 What did you want to film? 1704 01:21:07,495 --> 01:21:10,397 Remember what you first wanted to film? 1705 01:21:10,399 --> 01:21:12,833 Right? Right? 1706 01:21:26,214 --> 01:21:28,182 Are you gonna stop fucking filming me? 1707 01:21:28,184 --> 01:21:31,919 Are you gonna stop fucking lying to me? 1708 01:21:31,921 --> 01:21:33,187 You're gonna stop lying to me. 1709 01:21:33,189 --> 01:21:34,588 - Mmh. - Yeah. 1710 01:21:36,391 --> 01:21:38,425 You're gonna fucking stop. You better fucking stop. 1711 01:21:38,427 --> 01:21:40,094 Farhang, no! 1712 01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:42,730 Jennifer. 1713 01:21:46,101 --> 01:21:49,703 All our lives have just been so... 1714 01:21:52,540 --> 01:21:55,209 ...So much together, and... 1715 01:21:56,811 --> 01:21:58,879 You know, one of the things that's interesting? 1716 01:21:58,881 --> 01:22:00,381 It's the oldest friends 1717 01:22:00,383 --> 01:22:02,850 that in most cases last the longest. 1718 01:22:03,985 --> 01:22:06,887 Oh, you got another one! 1719 01:22:06,889 --> 01:22:08,322 Thank you. 1720 01:22:09,658 --> 01:22:10,925 That's it, Jennifer. 1721 01:22:10,927 --> 01:22:13,294 You just carry it in there. That's it, kid. 1722 01:22:13,296 --> 01:22:14,628 Move it. 1723 01:22:17,132 --> 01:22:19,400 That's right. Light up a cigarette. 1724 01:22:21,236 --> 01:22:22,703 Jennifer! 1725 01:22:26,342 --> 01:22:27,841 Yes. 1726 01:22:30,278 --> 01:22:31,245 Good job. 1727 01:22:37,519 --> 01:22:39,153 Hello. 1728 01:22:42,191 --> 01:22:44,491 1983. 1729 01:22:44,493 --> 01:22:47,328 Good thing my mom didn't throw out this camera. 1730 01:22:47,330 --> 01:22:50,931 And hopefully... Farhang won't break you. 1731 01:22:50,933 --> 01:22:53,300 To make up for the loss of my old toy, 1732 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:56,470 I've got... a new one. 1733 01:22:59,241 --> 01:23:00,908 This is gonna be so much fun. 1734 01:23:03,445 --> 01:23:04,478 Yo! 1735 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:06,046 Testing, one, two, three. 1736 01:23:06,648 --> 01:23:09,016 We're here to give... 1737 01:23:10,118 --> 01:23:11,852 ...mr. rich man... 1738 01:23:11,854 --> 01:23:15,789 ...and his girlfriend... A bit of a surprise. 1739 01:23:15,791 --> 01:23:17,157 A shock, if you will. 1740 01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:18,892 But you're gonna wait here and watch from a distance. 1741 01:23:18,894 --> 01:23:20,260 So don't blink. 1742 01:23:49,557 --> 01:23:50,724 Hi. - Hi. 1743 01:23:50,726 --> 01:23:52,426 I'm sorry to bother you, but, um, 1744 01:23:52,428 --> 01:23:54,194 I lost my cat a little while back 1745 01:23:54,196 --> 01:23:55,629 and I'm just in the area 1746 01:23:55,631 --> 01:23:57,765 and I wasn't sure if anybody maybe had seen him 1747 01:23:57,767 --> 01:24:00,534 No I haven't. It's just someone here. 1748 01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:02,403 No, he's really sweet and small 1749 01:24:02,405 --> 01:24:03,837 and he's black and white. 1750 01:24:03,839 --> 01:24:05,539 - I haven't seen him. - No? 1751 01:24:05,541 --> 01:24:06,740 No, I'm sorry. 1752 01:24:06,742 --> 01:24:07,841 Geez, I'm sorry to bother you, 1753 01:24:07,843 --> 01:24:09,243 has anybody in the house maybe seen him? 1754 01:24:09,245 --> 01:24:10,878 Did you see a cat, hun? 1755 01:24:11,981 --> 01:24:13,180 No, fuck that. 1756 01:24:14,549 --> 01:24:16,016 What's all the noise over there? 1757 01:24:16,018 --> 01:24:17,384 Who the fuck are you? What-- 1758 01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:18,585 Remember me? 1759 01:24:18,587 --> 01:24:19,753 Do I know you? 1760 01:24:20,956 --> 01:24:23,290 Who's the cunt now? 1761 01:24:44,312 --> 01:24:47,347 Geez, how long are you guys gonna be out? Wake up. 1762 01:24:47,349 --> 01:24:49,016 Hey, wake up. 1763 01:24:49,018 --> 01:24:50,451 Hey, wake up! 1764 01:24:50,453 --> 01:24:52,920 Hello! Morning, sunshine. 1765 01:24:52,922 --> 01:24:54,488 Richy, shut up. Shut up. 1766 01:24:54,490 --> 01:24:55,622 You! 1767 01:24:55,624 --> 01:24:56,623 Yeah, me. Remember me? 1768 01:24:56,625 --> 01:24:57,658 - Bitch! - Hi! 1769 01:24:57,660 --> 01:24:58,926 Bitch, sure! - Fuck you! 1770 01:24:58,928 --> 01:25:00,260 Shut up. Shut the fuck up! 1771 01:25:00,262 --> 01:25:02,129 I will hit you in the head with this fucking hammer! 1772 01:25:02,131 --> 01:25:04,331 I will cave your fucking head in. 1773 01:25:05,768 --> 01:25:08,902 That's better. Shh. Sh-sh-sh. 1774 01:25:11,106 --> 01:25:14,074 Sh-sh-sh. Hey, hey, hey, i brought you a present. 1775 01:25:14,076 --> 01:25:16,043 Take a look around, you have company. 1776 01:25:16,045 --> 01:25:17,377 Why? 1777 01:25:17,379 --> 01:25:19,079 - Yeah. - Fuck! 1778 01:25:19,081 --> 01:25:20,848 You picked a good one, though. She looks fantastic. 1779 01:25:20,850 --> 01:25:23,283 She is gorgeous. Look at that. 1780 01:25:23,285 --> 01:25:25,719 Do you know what she looks like with a ball gag in her mouth? 1781 01:25:27,155 --> 01:25:30,023 Trophy wife and a trophy girlfriend. 1782 01:25:30,992 --> 01:25:32,626 Get your hair so we can see that pretty face. 1783 01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:33,961 Don't touch her! 1784 01:25:41,469 --> 01:25:43,203 Got a little excited there. 1785 01:25:45,941 --> 01:25:48,575 And... wake... up! 1786 01:25:48,577 --> 01:25:51,979 Sweetheart, you got a needle-- there's a needle in your neck, 1787 01:25:51,981 --> 01:25:53,180 and if you move around too much, 1788 01:25:53,182 --> 01:25:54,481 I might push the plunger 1789 01:25:54,483 --> 01:25:55,649 and I don't really know exactly what's gonna happen 1790 01:25:55,651 --> 01:25:57,484 with cleaning fluid in the human body. 1791 01:25:57,486 --> 01:25:59,720 Has he told you he loves you, sweetheart? 1792 01:25:59,722 --> 01:26:02,656 Aw, that's so sweet. 1793 01:26:02,658 --> 01:26:05,192 Do you love her more than you love your wife? 1794 01:26:05,194 --> 01:26:06,827 Probably. I dunno. 1795 01:26:06,829 --> 01:26:08,795 Do you love her more than you love yourself? 1796 01:26:10,999 --> 01:26:13,300 'Cause I don't-i don't need to plunge both of you. 1797 01:26:13,302 --> 01:26:14,902 Would you rather... 1798 01:26:14,904 --> 01:26:17,738 ...i take this needle out of her neck, 1799 01:26:17,740 --> 01:26:20,607 stick you with it, and let her walk away? 1800 01:26:20,609 --> 01:26:22,376 Do you love her that much? 1801 01:26:22,378 --> 01:26:24,545 Or would rather I let you go 1802 01:26:24,547 --> 01:26:26,246 and I will stick her instead? 1803 01:26:27,550 --> 01:26:30,884 Give me the go ahead and you can walk outta here. 1804 01:26:30,886 --> 01:26:33,220 Give me a nod. I just wanna know it's okay. 1805 01:26:34,223 --> 01:26:35,789 You gonna save yourself? 1806 01:26:36,891 --> 01:26:37,958 Yeah? 1807 01:26:37,960 --> 01:26:40,360 Wow, that took a lot less effort than I fucking thought. 1808 01:26:40,362 --> 01:26:41,828 Sorry, sweetheart. You picked the wrong guy. 1809 01:26:51,907 --> 01:26:53,640 Holy shit. 1810 01:26:53,642 --> 01:26:55,475 Rich, are you getting this? 1811 01:26:56,678 --> 01:26:58,045 Shit. 1812 01:27:03,419 --> 01:27:05,085 Is that upsetting? 1813 01:27:05,087 --> 01:27:06,887 Hey? 1814 01:27:06,889 --> 01:27:08,322 Hey, suit man! 1815 01:27:08,957 --> 01:27:10,390 Hey. 1816 01:27:10,392 --> 01:27:12,092 That's gotta be pretty traumatizing for you. 1817 01:27:12,094 --> 01:27:13,994 She died right on your back. 1818 01:27:15,096 --> 01:27:16,296 And right on your word. 1819 01:27:16,298 --> 01:27:18,832 Are you seriously fucking crying and drooling 1820 01:27:18,834 --> 01:27:20,834 like a fucking baby? 1821 01:27:20,836 --> 01:27:22,569 Fucking bitch! 1822 01:27:22,571 --> 01:27:24,871 Fuckin'... I... I... 1823 01:27:24,873 --> 01:27:29,176 I don't think I'm the bitch in this room right now. 1824 01:27:33,315 --> 01:27:36,750 I didn't even think you were capable of producing tears! 1825 01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:38,518 You must have really liked her. 1826 01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:40,220 Not nearly as much as you like your-fucking-self, 1827 01:27:40,222 --> 01:27:41,488 you piece of shit. 1828 01:27:42,290 --> 01:27:44,658 You worthless piece of fucking shit! 1829 01:27:44,660 --> 01:27:47,194 You did this yourself! 1830 01:27:54,369 --> 01:27:55,335 Fuck... 1831 01:27:58,640 --> 01:28:00,173 Let me go... 1832 01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:03,877 Let me go! Let me go! 1833 01:28:03,879 --> 01:28:07,414 You want to go home... To your wife? 1834 01:28:07,416 --> 01:28:10,117 Or, you know, we could actually bring her into the party. 1835 01:28:10,119 --> 01:28:11,818 Have the two of them ever met? 1836 01:28:11,820 --> 01:28:13,754 - Fucking no! - Have those two ever met? 1837 01:28:13,756 --> 01:28:15,222 Let me go! 1838 01:28:16,457 --> 01:28:18,091 Would you prefer me to use the... 1839 01:28:18,093 --> 01:28:20,227 ...hammer or the syringe on her? 1840 01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:22,829 Hey, I'm home. 1841 01:28:22,831 --> 01:28:25,999 Shh, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. 1842 01:28:26,001 --> 01:28:27,567 Do you want to get out of here? 1843 01:28:27,569 --> 01:28:29,403 Do you want to get out of here? 1844 01:28:30,138 --> 01:28:31,972 Then not another goddamn word 1845 01:28:31,974 --> 01:28:35,108 or I will smash your fucking head in with this fucking hammer. 1846 01:28:35,110 --> 01:28:36,176 Good boy. 1847 01:28:36,178 --> 01:28:38,478 You sit tight. I will be right back. 1848 01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:39,613 Hey, I'm home. 1849 01:28:39,615 --> 01:28:41,148 Hey! 1850 01:28:41,150 --> 01:28:43,116 Hey, babe, I'm downstairs! 1851 01:28:43,118 --> 01:28:44,651 Sweetie? 1852 01:28:44,653 --> 01:28:46,019 Honey, I'm downstairs. 1853 01:28:46,021 --> 01:28:48,288 Come on down, come on down. I have a surprise for you. 1854 01:28:48,290 --> 01:28:51,291 - What the fuck is that? - It's a camera! 1855 01:28:51,293 --> 01:28:53,327 Come here, I have something to show you. 1856 01:28:53,329 --> 01:28:58,832 I smashed the first fucking camera and I'll break this one too! 1857 01:28:58,834 --> 01:29:00,434 You're not gonna touch this fucking-- 1858 01:29:00,436 --> 01:29:02,002 - did you fucking buy that camera? - - No! 1859 01:29:02,004 --> 01:29:03,270 What the fuck is going on? 1860 01:29:03,272 --> 01:29:05,305 We can fix it, babe. 1861 01:29:05,307 --> 01:29:06,473 What the fuck is wrong with her? 1862 01:29:06,475 --> 01:29:09,109 That's what's wrong with her. - Oh, my god. 1863 01:29:09,111 --> 01:29:10,444 It's not like you don't know what this looks like. 1864 01:29:10,446 --> 01:29:11,878 What the fuck are you doing? 1865 01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:13,046 Do you remember the guy that I told you about 1866 01:29:13,048 --> 01:29:15,716 that we were supposed to kill, not Gary? I got him. 1867 01:29:15,718 --> 01:29:17,684 What the fuck are you doing?! 1868 01:29:17,686 --> 01:29:19,419 - We killed Gary first. - You can't fucking-- 1869 01:29:19,421 --> 01:29:21,822 get these fucking people out of my fucking house! 1870 01:29:21,824 --> 01:29:24,057 Get these people out of my house! I can't fucking do this! 1871 01:29:24,059 --> 01:29:27,794 - We have to do this right! - Get that thing outta my face! 1872 01:29:27,796 --> 01:29:29,663 We have to do this right, farhang. 1873 01:29:29,665 --> 01:29:32,833 I just want to do this right and then it'll be like before. 1874 01:29:32,835 --> 01:29:33,867 It'll be fine. 1875 01:29:33,869 --> 01:29:35,035 - No, it won't. - Yes, it will. 1876 01:29:35,037 --> 01:29:36,069 No, it won't. 1877 01:29:36,071 --> 01:29:38,004 Get these fucking people out of our house. 1878 01:29:38,006 --> 01:29:39,239 This is our house. 1879 01:29:39,241 --> 01:29:41,842 This piece of shit deserves to die, farhang. 1880 01:29:41,844 --> 01:29:43,343 - No, he doesn't. - Yes, he does! 1881 01:29:43,345 --> 01:29:45,045 Who the fuck are you to decide that? 1882 01:29:45,047 --> 01:29:47,147 This guy killed Gary. 1883 01:29:47,149 --> 01:29:48,482 You killed Gary! 1884 01:29:48,484 --> 01:29:49,616 No, we killed Gary. 1885 01:29:49,618 --> 01:29:50,717 You fucking killed, Gary. 1886 01:29:50,719 --> 01:29:51,985 We killed Gary. 1887 01:29:51,987 --> 01:29:53,653 And it's the asshole's fault. 1888 01:29:54,623 --> 01:29:56,123 I did everything for you. 1889 01:29:56,125 --> 01:29:57,824 No, that's not true. 1890 01:29:57,826 --> 01:29:59,926 This would be doing everything. And then it'll be better. 1891 01:29:59,928 --> 01:30:01,528 Get that out of my face. I did everything for you. 1892 01:30:01,530 --> 01:30:02,763 It'll be better if you just do it. 1893 01:30:02,765 --> 01:30:04,531 I can't, no. I can't fucking do this. 1894 01:30:04,533 --> 01:30:05,899 I can't do this. - Farhang, come back. 1895 01:30:05,901 --> 01:30:07,434 Come here, please. - I won't. 1896 01:30:07,436 --> 01:30:08,568 I won't fucking do this. - Please. 1897 01:30:08,570 --> 01:30:10,237 I won't fucking do this. 1898 01:30:10,239 --> 01:30:12,973 I fucking did this for you. I did all of the fucking things 1899 01:30:12,975 --> 01:30:15,142 that you fucking asked me to do for us. 1900 01:30:15,144 --> 01:30:16,877 Please, we just need to do it right 1901 01:30:16,879 --> 01:30:20,213 - We need to do it right-- - what're you gonna fucking do for me? 1902 01:30:20,215 --> 01:30:22,682 Because of this asshole, we had to kill Gary. 1903 01:30:22,684 --> 01:30:25,685 Because of you we had to fucking kill Gary! That was you! 1904 01:30:25,687 --> 01:30:28,755 You're the fucking worst thing that's ever fucking happened in my life! 1905 01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:30,357 Get that out of my fucking face. 1906 01:30:30,359 --> 01:30:32,058 - You need to do it! - Get that out of my face! 1907 01:30:32,060 --> 01:30:33,960 I will fucking call the police! 1908 01:30:33,962 --> 01:30:35,262 You won't call the fucking police. 1909 01:30:35,264 --> 01:30:37,297 Yes, I will! Fucking try me! 1910 01:30:37,299 --> 01:30:39,633 Listen to him. You can hear for yourself. 1911 01:30:39,635 --> 01:30:41,401 Why don't you tell him what a piece of shit you are? 1912 01:30:41,403 --> 01:30:44,671 You don't fucking know, you lying piece of shit. 1913 01:30:44,673 --> 01:30:46,506 Come on, untie me. Let me go, man. 1914 01:30:46,508 --> 01:30:47,674 He's not gonna help you. 1915 01:30:47,676 --> 01:30:49,810 Farhang, this piece of shit, 1916 01:30:49,812 --> 01:30:51,978 that is cheating on his wife with that woman. 1917 01:30:51,980 --> 01:30:55,715 Shut up! Don't listen to her. She's a fucking crazy bitch. 1918 01:30:55,717 --> 01:30:59,152 Okay? Just kill him, and everything will be fine. 1919 01:30:59,154 --> 01:31:01,521 - You want money? - - Just kill him, and everything will be fine. 1920 01:31:01,523 --> 01:31:03,089 Can you fucking not do this? 1921 01:31:03,091 --> 01:31:06,560 - No. - I did everything I fucking had to do! 1922 01:31:06,562 --> 01:31:07,828 Shut the fuck up! 1923 01:31:07,830 --> 01:31:09,729 Listen to him, listen to him. 1924 01:31:09,731 --> 01:31:13,633 - Please just do this. - - Please, listen to him, you crazy bitch! 1925 01:31:13,635 --> 01:31:15,602 Fuck you! 1926 01:31:16,304 --> 01:31:18,672 Farhang, let go! Let go! Farhang! 1927 01:31:18,674 --> 01:31:20,574 - Give me the hammer. - Farhang, let go! 1928 01:31:20,576 --> 01:31:21,942 - Baby, give me the fucking hammer. - - No! 1929 01:31:21,944 --> 01:31:23,009 Give me the fucking-- 1930 01:31:28,082 --> 01:31:29,216 Oh, my god. 1931 01:31:31,286 --> 01:31:32,619 Oh, my god. 1932 01:31:33,421 --> 01:31:35,622 Are you okay? Are you okay? 1933 01:31:35,624 --> 01:31:37,858 Are you okay? 1934 01:31:37,860 --> 01:31:40,393 Jen, answer me. Answer me, please. 1935 01:31:40,395 --> 01:31:41,862 Get the fucking-- 1936 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:47,033 Are you okay? Are you okay? 1937 01:31:50,538 --> 01:31:53,073 Oh, my god! Answer me! 1938 01:31:54,243 --> 01:31:55,675 Answer me, please. 1939 01:32:02,918 --> 01:32:05,318 Hello? Hello! 1940 01:32:06,120 --> 01:32:09,122 I-i-i... I need an ambulance! 1941 01:32:09,124 --> 01:32:11,024 I need an ambulancei uh... 1942 01:32:12,694 --> 01:32:14,427 Please, quickly. 1943 01:32:15,730 --> 01:32:17,330 Stay with me, baby! Stay with me! 1944 01:32:17,332 --> 01:32:18,899 She, uh, she fell... 1945 01:32:21,203 --> 01:32:23,603 She's bleeding! I-i... I'm sorry, uh... 1946 01:32:23,605 --> 01:32:26,039 Can you shut the fuck up, please? Can you shut up, please?! 1947 01:32:26,041 --> 01:32:27,340 Are you okay? Are you okay? 1948 01:32:27,342 --> 01:32:28,742 Stay with me. You stay with me. 1949 01:32:28,744 --> 01:32:30,243 Uh, she's bleeding a lot. 1950 01:32:34,950 --> 01:32:36,383 Can you get here, please?! 1951 01:32:36,385 --> 01:32:37,584 Can you send an ambulance, please?! 1952 01:32:37,586 --> 01:32:38,952 Really fucking quickly! 1953 01:32:38,954 --> 01:32:40,520 Shut the fuck up! 1954 01:32:40,522 --> 01:32:41,922 Shut up! Shut the-- 1955 01:32:41,924 --> 01:32:44,424 oh, my fucking god. Shut the fuck up! 1956 01:32:48,563 --> 01:32:52,332 You said that if we got this one guy... 1957 01:32:52,334 --> 01:32:54,200 ...it would all be better, 1958 01:32:54,202 --> 01:32:56,369 and we did it. We got him. 1959 01:32:56,371 --> 01:32:58,305 You even got me to kill him. 1960 01:32:59,708 --> 01:33:02,609 I know when you started you didn't know... 1961 01:33:02,611 --> 01:33:04,477 ...where the movie was gonna end. 1962 01:33:07,915 --> 01:33:09,716 You fucking lied. 1963 01:33:14,189 --> 01:33:17,824 Well, at least you got an end to your movie right? 1964 01:33:19,728 --> 01:33:24,727 Police! Open the door!